Heramb Tamhankar

Geographic gatekeeper

[Heramb Tamhankar @herbalicious44]

Strangers in NYC who need directions are truly blessed when they choose ME of all people to ask #publicservice

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[Jason Aponte @JasonAponte2103]

For once, SoFi has a group of people at the stadium rooting for the home team?

[Prafulla Pathak @sarngarava]

British in India, 1608

[ravn @mfnravn]

not to be a flirt but maybe we can find out wtf your problem is over dinner sometime

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Don’t forget to overthink the best case scenario too.

[avy @avycadotoast]

pronouncing hedge (of hedge funds) like a marathi surname

[bhupi @bhupidai]

Namaste means “the dawg in me recognizes the dawg in you” in Sanskrit

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Draymond Green’s solitary confinement of Kawhi Leonard compilation, final 3 minutes:

[kellie @kellie_119]

Hello sir @KingJames can you recommend some 5 star hotels and suitable celebrity dining spots for a Thursday in Cleveland? After your comments about Memphis I assume your hometown must be fit for kings.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

China isn’t as big as people think, it’s actually smaller than Florida

[WhosBreezy @WhosBreezyUK]

ALL THE LOVE IS A FUCKING BANGER HOLY SHIT

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

De'Von Achane being introduced to his next team:

"It's actually pronounced "Etienne."

[Heramb Tamhankar @herbalicious44]

Grass ain’t always greenlaw

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Reunion: The #49ers are signing back one of their former stars, agreeing to terms with LB Dre Greenlaw, sources say.

The former SF draft pick spent last season with the #Broncos and now returns on a 1-year, $7.5M deal.

[Sergey Alexashenko @SAlexashenko]

Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz.

https://t.co/mxaa226GUu

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

@KDTrey5 They look cheap and uncreative. There I answered your question. Will you answer my question about Skydio, a drone company you invested in, selling to the IDF, or will you stick by your brand of deflecting and ducking?

[BREVY BRIGHTLIGHTS @brevmanbane]

A lot of people wanted to give him another chance on the #Vikings.

Minnesota decided not to, even after some success and look at him now, He is a quarterback for a team that plays in the Super Bowl in two weeks.

Congratulations Josh Dobbs

[Evan Sowards @EvanSowards]

Real 49ers fans aren’t upset because real 49ers fans are dead inside.

[rich madrid @richjmadrid_]

Leave this guy off the plane home

[LeSean Shady Mccoy @CutonDime25]

I’m SICK RIGHT NOW SMH