Herbert|Lauren

She/Her. Nintendo player: Splatoon, Zelda, JRPGs. Former competitive Splatoon player (Sea.I.A.). @Saint_Kthulhu 💜 Banner by @ElaDraws !

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

Hello, inkjet, my old friend #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

[Jelly Squids @JellySquids_SPL]

(1/2) The Jelly Squids are looking to recruit an additional member! We are a well-established D5 team with a strong midrange and support core, and we are looking to add additional slaying power to our roster.

We're specifically looking for a front- or mid-range slayer:

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

Testing out Bluesky if anyone else is over there.

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

Follow the leader wherever he goes
Drink up the poison cause he told you so
Yeah he's nothin' but a dirty drug
Yeah you're prayin' to a holy thug
He's got you under his spell
...Yeah your fallin' for his filthy lies
https://t.co/xy8G1yG9VG via @YouTube

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

One nation under a false god
In liberty and justice for some
Hypnotized by the lies of the motherland
We been blind, traumatized by this fatal trance
Blood is shed for the red white and blue
Lady liberty where are you

@dead_posey https://t.co/F9JsUkmPVN via @YouTube

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

No, really

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

I strive to be a good and caring person but what if the only time someone talks to you is because they need money? They’re in bad times and I helped them without them asking before but now she hits me up periodically like hey you helped before, help me now. Just gives me bad 👎🏻

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

@Author2024 @ask_aubry I hear grown ass women say this—it’s disgusting

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

Trumpers give me the ick. Once I know that’s your jam, I am all sorts of “nah, I’m good.” All respect is just instantly gone. Sorry, not at all sorry.

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Don’t let politics destroy friendships? If you genuinely believe a kid goes to school as a boy and comes home 8 hours later as a girl because he had transitional gender surgery in the nurses office, we’re not gonna be friends

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Misogyny in medicine is focusing more on what a man might WANT than what a woman NEEDS.

I NEEDED a hysterectomy and was told I wouldn’t survive pregnancy.

“Informed consent” for surgery looked like this:

“Don’t you want to be a Mom?”
“You may want BIOLOGICAL children”
/1 🧵

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

Still got TV added to my bill. She laughed when I said I'm cancelling it right now. I wasn't joking. I don't want TV. And, no, my bill is more expensive now--not the same. WTFFFFFF.

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

Forcing people to call to upgrade their internet services is such a scam. I do not need someone trying to sales push me for 45 minutes when all I want to do is upgrade my internet. I know that's their job and I try to be polite but holy fucking crap. What a waste of time.

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

Literally: "Okay, so you will have TV, phone, internet." "No, no, we do not need TV." "It costs the same. It's basically free." "No, I don't want it." "It costs the same." "I still don't want it." "It costs the same." "Can I cancel it?" "Yes." "Then I'm cancelling it now."

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

I will definitely throw if you spam This Way. Not even a small lie. It is way too punchy on my auditory stimuli.

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

@PimpZach_ I want these joycons so bad but can't justify it when I don't even use the ones I already have lol :(

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

@Rachelskiiiiiii I've been told that using punctuation makes younger generations feel attacked. Apparently you're supposed to write in run-on sentences and fail to punctuate or you're considered rude. 😡 !!!!!

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

@Db1322 Happiest of birthdays, dude!

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

This guy behind me loudly playing TikTok reels and sucking back snot is definitely vying for that place, though.

Sounds may be a trigger for me, clearly.

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

Is it becoming more socially acceptable to play video audio aloud in public spaces or are people becoming more socially unaware of how intrusive they can be? Where are all y’all’s headphones at? Why can’t you just watch with captions? #getoffmylawn

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

The worst offender this trip has to be the guy watching basketball for the full 5.5 hour plane ride with no audio, loudly. It was a red eye.

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

With full audio*

[Herbert|Lauren @herbertswitch]

But literally every bus ride comes with people playing videos without headphones. What the heck, man?