Photographer, body-part model, ex lounge singer, ale drinker (no Craft IPA ta). Prefer movie musicals to football. Progressively disappointed with people.
@thismorning The problem I have is that, after a few drinks in London with friends, all of the toilets are now shut on TfL Metropolitan Line due to 'vandalism' or 'anti-social behaviour' so you need to be on a train for 90 minutes with nowhere you can go!
@BBCBreakfast what a shame that your graphics behind the sofa during the Artemis II article show the moon facing the wrong way. The whole point of the mission was to go to the side of the Moon that faces away from the Earth and you showed the near side facing away from us!
@GBNEWS I’d like to apply for the position of spell-checker for your rolling news feed at the bottom of the TV screen. It’s absolutely full of spelling errors today so I can only assume the position is currently vacant?
@GBNEWS can we please start putting ‘dragon-slaying’ in inverted commas when referring to St. George. I think most people are agreed that he did not slay a dragon. Didn’t happen.
@GBNEWS@lorraine I’ve noticed that both Eamon Holmes and Lorraine Kelly both pronounce Auchwitz as ‘ouse-witch’ rather than ‘oush-vits’. Is that a Gaelic thing?
@BBCTheOneShow I’ve had to switch over to ITV in case I hear Wham’s ‘Last Christmas’. A large part of the Country is playing Whamageddon at the moment so can’t risk hearing it.
@GBNEWS If a child identifies as a 'furry' then unfortunately they will not be able to attend the school any more, as the school only accepts human beings. Maybe expulsion is the answer?
@GBNEWS a solution that isn't being pursued, is to require proof of ID in order to open/maintain a social media account. (at no cost to the user)
This would mean that free speech continues but anyone spreading hate or fake news can be directly traced and dealt with.
@GMB@MartinSLewis@susannareid100 Can Martin tell us, how much of the inflation rate reduction is due to the lowering of energy prices and how much is due to the Conservative’s ‘plan’?
@GBNEWS regarding Social Media, I still believe the solution to almost all of the problems is that in order to open an account, you should provide proof of ID. No more young children will have an account, no more anonymous trolling, no more bots
GB News Live https://t.co/IVciX5pGz1 In my local car parks near Watford, including the Hospital, you pay an additional fee for using the app. Cash is cheaper with 'PayByPhone' and 'Ringo'
@TheLastLeg#isitok that Australians get moles on their right side because they only ever drive in one direction and never turn around or drive in the opposite direction?