↳ 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 .ᐟ
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ㅤㅤDr. David Bruce Banner, M.D, Ph.D. NONSHARING Tony Stark yume.
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♡ or ⟳ to be moots!!
Pepper just walked into the lab, took my coffee mug away, and gave me 'The Look.' So, by executive order, I am officially retiring for the night. Sweet dreams, universe.
@brucesbigbanner Pepper already knows, Thor. I put the café in her name as an apology gift for the last thing I bought.
I bought the pastry inventory too. There's a whole tray of Asgardian-sized tarts with your name on it in the kitchen, im feeling generous.
Yes, the suits are gold-titanium. Yes, I built them myself. No, you can't borrow one.
Married to Pepper ❤️, but let's be honest : everyone wants a piece of the billionaire lifestyle. If you're here to yume with the best, step right up. I have enough charm to go around.
@brucesbigbanner@petersn1fan Brilliant. Absolutely spectacular security protocol, Thor. I'm sure absolutely no one will try logging into your account now.
I'd tell you to delete this, but I honestly want to see how long it takes for Bruce to find out on his own.
@brucesbigbanner@petersn1fan It's not hacking if you're as predictable as a dial-up modem, big guy. Let me guess, the new one is 'BRUCE1234'?
She appreciates the intellect. Something your 'highly protected device' is severely lacking right now..
@brucesbigbanner@petersn1fan Does Bruce know you’re using his laptop data to gossip online? Because I'm pretty sure he's currently tracking the giant spike in your screen time.