Anne of Courtenay

Writer, herbalist, editor, spook

[Anne of Courtenay @herbisorbis]

Another 25 percent is snacks and the remainder is contending with the effects of gravity.

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Half of parenting is saying “Why can’t you just (insert verb here) like a normal person?”

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@chaninicholas @AppChani I really like the new layout in the app! Thank you ❤️

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First time I’ve ever encountered anything other than perforatum https://t.co/SIdY6I14VY?

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Turns out if you let YouTube run long enough sooner or later you’ll end up at We Built This City (on Rock and Roll)

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Why are all the foragers on Instagram frenzied?

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I never thought visiting Puerto Rico for a stare-at-the-water vacation would result in so many middle-of-the-night hours of sargassum curiosity research but https://t.co/owGWdbEQOS

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Glad to see Michael Keaton ranked so high on this list, and now I’ll spend part of the morning listening to thorn-in-Prince’s-backside yet still brilliant soundtrack to Batman 1989. https://t.co/3KmSl2dRvn

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Dogs and children can hear an unfurling or tearing candy wrapper from 2 rooms away.

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Why was viscose even invented

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@DieppeBaySKN Congratulations O !

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Bob, thanks for the laughs and being a dad who probably informed a lot of Gen X parenting in a good way. Rest easy 🖤

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I am sad/ mad about Bob Saget’s passing. I introduced my child to “Full House” a couple of years ago (consistent with character Stephanie’s age) and she loves it. As a kid I loved Bob on AFHV. I never liked anyone after him on that dumb show; he made it with his silly voiceovers.

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@lesbrains My nostrils are flaring with curiosity

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**watching “Over the Garden Wall**

Me: Look, it’s a steel guitar.

Husband: No, it’s a dobro.

Daughter: *sips apple juice water noisily through her straw*

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Having proper panettone (gifted to us from an person from Italy) for the first time and WOW. Addicting. This was a chocolate chip, no dried fruit version but I would have loved it either way at this fluffy butteriness. #butteriness

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Who are Britons? How do they know? Great article, sad and reflective, and the editors chose the bleakest photography of one of my favorite parts of the world.

How Britain Falls Apart - The Atlantic https://t.co/2ddDq2Wowz

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I just had the wildest experience. Met the owner of Wicker Park’s legendary (to those who know) Urbis Orbis café at Trader Joe’s. Dived back into the late ‘90s while buying groceries. Wow

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Not to be vain but even Michael Jackson’s lighting people could not improve the number a poor night’s sleep has done on my visage today. 🧟‍♀️ good thing we are all wearing masks I guess