uncleherb🌱

pansexual extraterrestrial, vegan, cry baby, rainbows, unicorns, mermaids are cool too. 🥑🍌🍎🍏🍇🍉🍍🥦

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

Uncle sneezy B

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

@budlight the beer of summmmmer

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

Lol I forgot about twitter

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

Can I just get all my future tattoos under anesthesia like for now on?

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

Pussy jobs.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

69.420% of statistics are false

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

I find it appalling the amount of adults who think it's appropriate to use the word retard as an insult.

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

I wake up covered in Kats and dogs.

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

Nothing puts how long makeup will really last better than ruff sex. #sephora

[April @AprilJFaith]

Would you have Sex on the first date?

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

Splooge fries @lmdmatt

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

Bust you open like a big old burrito. @lmdmatt #burotto #nailedit

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

Was so depressed I missed two days of wordle. 🤙

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

So numb

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

You can fit a lot of dogs in a king sized bed.

[uncleherb🌱 @herbotits]

Life is hard and often lonely.

[Dan Siekris @dsiekris]

The Herbo Hotels are exclusively home to world renown chef, @herbotits, offering the finest in vegetarian and vegan dishes in the country. The herbivore themed area is also home to our world famous spa! @JW_Evolution #JurassicWorldEvolution2

[jadey @missmilkton]

i think rent should be $4