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[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

After 7 months of hard work across 3 countries, my team and I at @Spearhead_Af are pleased to announce that my new documentary titled 'What Happened On October 29' will premiere in Accra at the WAGMC Auditorium, University of Ghana, Legon.

It will also premiere in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania on Friday May 29, and in Nairobi, Kenya on Sunday May 31.

For the chance to win an exclusive free IV to the premiere (Accra only), kindly comment below and tag @joyfwen

[on @herbs09]

@DavidHundeyin @Spearhead_Af It going to be awesome

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

As a rule of thumb, if you hear oyibo consistently people praising an African leader (Ian Khama, Nelson Mandela, Blaise Campaore), that leader was working for them and not for his people.

And vice-versa, if you hear them ritually blacken an African leader's name (Sani Abacha, Robert Mugabe, Idi Amin), go and carefully examine everything you think you know about that leader.

Because while selling "Abacha is a murderous, oppressive devil" to you, the same people were bombing innocent Nigerians, and giving weapons training to Nigerians in exile so they could start an insurgency that would also kill innocent Nigerians, just to get rid of the same Abacha.

Kayode Fayemi and Wole Soyinka know all about this because they were being handled by the CIA during that period. If Nigeria was a remotely sovereign country, those 2 old bastards would have been beheaded for high treason.

Instead it's me who is in exile and the people who completely betrayed their country in the name of "we fought Abacha" are now in power. Nigeria's heroes are dead and their killers are in power.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

I'll also say this as someone who grew up on the nice side of the barbed wire fences and high gates in the very nice part of town where the Nigerian 0.1% live - learn to touch grass and worry about yourself because rich people really do not care about you. Like, at all.

The Nigerian rich don't even like each other. They barely tolerate one another and make practical alliances to preserve wealth and influence. And now that the economy is too small to support all the children of the Nigerian 0.1%, nearly everyone I grew up with in the nice, leafy part of town now lives in Toronto or London or wherever. You, Mr N250k/month Union Bank contract staff are not part of rich people's thinking at all.

At. All.

The rich have no plans for you. They have no plans to create opportunities for you. They have no plans to fix the things they broke on their way to building that N1bn townhouse in Parkview Estate. They have no plans to contribute towards making society better. If Satan came from Hell with a tail and horns growing out of his head and he ran for political office, the rich would all go make deals with him - because in the world of the rich, the only thing that matters is their own interests, and making sure that they never, EVER have to live like you or next to you.

So all this simping and vicarious fawning over wealth and fame that you people do everyday is the most redundant thing in the world - the rich have no intention of expanding their circle to let you in, and they have no intention of enabling the conditions for you to create your own independent circle of wealth. The only thing the rich need from you is to be poor and obedient, so that your labour can be cheap, plentiful and replaceable.

Statistically as a Nigerian, you will NEVER be rich or close to it. You will NEVER live in Maitama. 99.99% of Nigerians who have existed since 1960 have prayed and fantasised about becoming rich, and 99.99% of those prayers and fantasies never came true. That's just math. You will never be a rich and famous celebrity. You will never be a successful content creator. You will never make millions shilling crypto, trading Forex, sports betting, or whatever the fuck is the latest quick wealth fantasy in town. It's just not going to happen.

That being the case, a much more constructive use of your time would be to fight for the material elevation of what you actually have, where you actually have it. Instead of daydreaming about the N300m house in Lekki that 3 generations of your family cannot buy, get involved in a local effort to give your own immediate neighbourhood a facelift, or a political campaign to pressure the state to build high quality social housing.

If you hate being harassed without consequence online, instead of vicariously enjoying how a celebrity has used their wealth and influence to jail someone for making a horrid tweet, fight for a judiciary and legal system that is transparent and accessible to all, so that a singer living in the UK on a global talent visa doesn't get to have more access to your Nigerian justice system than you who lives in Nigeria 24/7.

Instead of building your mental architecture around the false idea of being a "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" who will someday take your rightful place on Banana Island, touch grass tonight and accept that it will never happen, and what you need to do instead is fight for where you are to become a better, more liveable place that you no longer wish to escape from. Stop cosplaying as rich folk. Stop cooing and fawning over rich folk. Stop daydreaming about someday "blowing up" and buying a house next to Burna Boy. Rich people have no intention of sharing their world with you. Free yourself from the tyranny of living vicariously through people who don't care that you exist.

Them no really send any part of your papa at all.

[Queen Bee 👑 🐝 @RealQueenBee__]

THIS IS A VERY BIG INDICTMENT BY WIKE ON SOME JOURNALISTS & MEDIA HOUSES DURING A LIVE INTERVIEW

Do you know how many people in Channels TV that I gave Land? -Wike

The Land Channels built on did they buy it? -Wike

Did you come here to interview me for free? -Wike

Am I not going to pay for this live interview? -Wike

The Nigeria Media Houses Must hide their heads in Shame.

[Chude @Chude_ND1]

Throwback video: Hon. Nnamdi Ezechi, Member representing Ndokwa/Ukwuani Federal Constituency, Delta State, presenting a petition on the floor of the House of Representatives in Abuja against ASP Usman Nuhu (popularly known as Ogbegbe) over the alleged intimidation of Ndokwa people.

This happened about two years ago… and years later, the video is resurfacing

If the Law makers had taken actions then.. Maybe his victims would still be alive now!

[Fiorella Isabel @FiorellaIsabelM]

FOR CLARIFICATION

The CIA are not agents in suits like Men in Black.

The CIA is your Christian pastor who instills entrepreneurial ideas and juicy profits in you that have nothing to do with spirituality.

The CIA is the music that normalizes war in you, in a way that’s as soft as a feather with inexplicable surge.

The CIA is the hegemonic press that made you hate Russia.

The CIA is Hollywood where the gringos always saved the world.

The CIA are the permitted and forbidden drugs that generated immeasurable dependency in you.

The CIA is the cybersecurity and AIs that control data and spy on you without you realizing it.

The CIA are the orchestrators of violence and organized crime that ravage and displace people in your neighborhood.

The CIA are the weapons manufacturers who control conflicts and slaughters to destabilize.

The CIA exist in the coups d'état that topple left-wing governments that appeal to the sovereignties of their peoples.

The CIA is in cartoons, series, novels, short films, and songs.

The CIA is the omnipresent monster that sneaks into your psyche without you realizing it.

The CIA is the one who has dominion over the stupid heads of fascists.

The CIA is the Yankee rot.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"It's impossible to love 2 people at the same time"

But you have a partner you love, but you're begging somebody else to accept your proposal with a promise to leave your partner - because you CAN'T choose both. Not because you don't love both.

You are still dating your Ex secretly even though you love your partner because you have feelings for both.

You are dating 2 people and don't know whom to marry because you love them both.

You have a partner in another state and you've grown attachment and bond with someone close to you. But you're co fuse because you love them both and don't want to hurt anyone.

You love your partner but now you've met another person who loves you differently and you're beginning to love them too. You love your partner and you've been together for long. But this person makes you feel differently and the sex is even better.

These are 5 of several real life experiences of millions of people. We are not talking theory here. You people need to wake up

[Onyeka ☭ @R_eq_uin]

My brother in Amadioha, Mr. Donald Trump quite literally kidnapped a sitting president in January of this year, killing dozens (including innocents) in the process.

Next they killed the Iranian head of state PLUS 150+ little children in the process.

They did this during negotiations.

This shit happened like 2 fucking months ago.

Mr. Man, come, are you sniffing petrol?

Wetin we dey yarn sef...

RIGHT FUCKING NOW they are blocking a tiny island called Cuba.

This blockade has caused babies to die in incubators. Bro babies!

All of this has happened just this year alone.

They are doing this in a futile attempt to slow down the demise of their genocidal, parasitic empire.

... And to buy the US dollar a few more years before the inevitable collapse.

Omo bro they bombed Libya from Africa's best economy and country to a place where you can shop for slaves.

They bombed Iraq for fake WMDs.

They bombed Afghanistan

They bombed Syria.

They are bombing Lebanon and Gaza right now via their blue and white aircraft carrier in the middle east.

China on the other hand is the only reason you and I can afford to use a smartphone. It's the only reason you're not buying your standing fan for 600k or your microwave for 3M

Left to America and Oyibo, you no suppose sabi wetin technology be.

Your entire purpose in life should be to work a mine, a field or a quarry to export raw materials...

...and occasionally star on the cover of their WHO/UNICEF starving African children magazine.

As you dey move so, when you wake up fit be evening.

Do better.

[on @herbs09]

@Akcent055 @BalogunSonia4 It's like they are born with this manipulative skills...and they are good at it

[on @herbs09]

@geniesgenes @BalogunSonia4 What a dummy

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Omoh, everybody is tired of the situation going on in the country, according to Isaac Fayose on IG, this happened somewhere in Oyo state🙆🏼‍♂️

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

My problem is not whether anybody hates Muslims or not. I'm not religious and anyone has the right to hate whoever or whatever they want. My problem is that if you truly believe that "Muslims are killing Christians" in search of some "Islamic Caliphate", and you are serious about opposing them, then you should want to find out who is funding these "Muslims", who is supplying them military equipment, and who is constantly providing all kinds of political, diplomatic and material support for them.

If you believe in something, follow it all the way through. Go down the rabbit hole and don't stop until you've found what you're looking for. Once upon a time, when I had the same ideas about "Muslims", that was what I set out to do. Because that is the logical next step of opposing something. You should want to find out everything you can about this enemy so that you can disrupt it. So back in 2021, I set out to find out everything I could about these "Muslims" and the big masquerades behind them - and those masquerades turned out to be in Tel-Aviv and Washington DC. That was when I realised that "Muslims" were the least of my problems.

I thought my search would terminate in Doha or Riyadh or Amman - instead it turned out that even the Saudis and Qataris who incubated these awful Wahabbi/Salafi doctrines were just proxies of White, Christian/Jewish empire builders in Washington, London, Paris and Tel-Aviv. The "Muslims" were in fact, not involved in the decision making and they were basically powerless. The people who created the ISIS, Boko Haram, Al-Qaida etc were western empire-seekers who wore suits and spoke English, and the purpose of those terror outfits was not to create some "Islamic caliphate" but to seize land and resources for said white men!

And that's when my mental shift happened. The simple realisation that "Muslims" were at best useful idiots in this scheme, and that the REAL enemy were the people I used to hang out with at Bogobiri and the US Consular General's residence. I had that epiphany because I followed that rabbit hole down to the end and found the actual horrible truth. But most of you have no such balls. You are satisfied to just hear and repeat a narrative without ever trying to confirm it for yourself and take action based on that narrative.

This was the same problem I had with the Obidient people. I was ready to go to fucking WAR for what I wanted in 2023, and I lit myself on fire in ways that I am still recovering from. I escaped an international kidnapping attempt, I survived an attempt on my life, I spent months hopping around Nairobi short lets like a homeless person, and I would have done it all again if that was what it took to get that mandate. But most of you that claimed to support the same candidate had no such motivation. Your own was to sit on the internet and type "A new Nigeria is PO-ssible" and "All eyes on the judiciary" to zero fucking effect. And since that didn't work out, half of you have moved to APC, and the other half are still stuck in a 2022 - 2023 time loop, repeating the same tired nonsense that had no effect.

As I said earlier today, you people have no real convictions or beliefs about anything. All you do is make noise for a short while, then you go back to the shallow, stupid things that are actually the centre of your lives like sports betting, visa hunting and talking about relationships. Nothing you people say comes from a place of genuine thought or conviction - you're just a bunch of internet performance artists. Even the "Muslims" you claim are genociding you - if one of them flashes small 100k at you, your entire perspective will shift instantly. You don't believe anything you are saying, which is why I pity that Mossad asset that thinks he's going to instigate a civil war in Nigeria.

He has no idea how useless the people he's trying to instigate really are. Except he will bring mercenaries to fight the war on both sides, nobody is dying for whatever they claim to believe in Nigeria. The most they will do is talk everlasting amounts of shit at each other on the internet, and then switch up completely once they see money, food, or breast. They only came to this world to eat, shit, fuck, sleep, and die in that order. Anyone taking them seriously is just wasting his agency's budget. Even their civil war had to be fought and supported on both sides by foreign powers because they couldn't do it themselves.

I'm only afraid of an invasion.

I'm not afraid of Nigerians at all. Who dey fear mannequin?

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

To every Pastor that was involved in that occupy Nigeria protest and are now asking their congragetion to pray..

May devil take you all one after the other..

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Oyibo is fundamentally a liar. That is the most important thing to understand about how the world works.

He professes "freedom of speech" but stridently criticise his precious Israel and see what happens to you.

He professes "freedom of movement" but he places a 6-week visa application process with a 75% denial rate between you and him.

He professes "electoral democracy" but he has electoral colleges, constitutional monarchies and unelected upper houses of parliament with hereditary seats.

He professes "free market capitalism" but he imposes tariffs on you, subsidises everything under the sun in his local economy, and when you win anyway, he calls it "overcapacity" and tries to end the game and go home with the ball.

He professes "individual liberty" for gays and transsexuals, but calls your ancestral polygyny "barbaric".

He talks about "nuclear non-proliferation" but he remains the only entity to have ever actually used a nuclear weapon before.

He funds the UN, the ICC, the ICJ etc. but the minute they issue arrest warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu, he sanctions the ICC Chief Prosecutor and passes the 'Hague Invasion Act' to shield his soldiers from prosecution for war crimes.

He bitches nonstop about "illegal immigrants" and "white replacement" but no other population on the planet in the entire known history of humankind has ever left its home continent enmasse and violently seized 3 other continents, genociding the natives and outbreeding them at an industrial pace.

I could go on for days. Point is, your enhanced understanding of how the world works and your proper place in it as an African begins the day you learn to completely disregard ANYTHING you have heard from any kind of oyibo authority figure or institution.

Everything you have heard from him is a lie.

[Adetutu Balogun, MBA @Tutsy22]

* A man that forfeited drug money is rigged president

* A man that dine with terrorists is vice president

* A woman blocked from U.S. for judicial corruption is Chief Justice

* A man that was arrested for diverting N108B from State account is senate president

These are your leaders!

[Ish Sankara @AskforISH]

This is what a black person sounds like when they’re well educated well informed and not ignorant.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Every sane young person in Nigeria should see this:

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

That Nigerian desperation to laugh when nothing is funny is what will finally kill you people.

Delusional escapists trying to use laughter the way a drug addict uses cocaine.

Don't take anything seriously. Just keep on laughing until the day you laugh no more.

Weirdos.

[BASITO @itzbasito]

This is how a Yahoo boy catfishing as a Dubai Prince was tracked to his house in Nigeria, his everyday moves, meeting Davido and all. He scammed a woman of $2.5m and started living large.

https://t.co/pNEOHjDUUc