Kayla Tank

[Ghost Mugs Halas 🐻⬇️ @Nickdabearfan]

“Green Bay sucks” is not about the team on the field and their W’s & L’s

It’s about a spoiled ass arrogant fan base that enjoyed 30 straight years of HOF QB play, that’s never experienced the dark times

Fan base that never passes on the opportunity to twist the knife or salt a wound when their team beats us at a 5:1 ratio for the last two decades, but when it’s time to take their beating they act outraged by the sportsmanship and beg everyone to take the high road

A fan base that feels entitled to a Super Bowl every season and goes into denial about getting beat fair and square

The worst case of bias with begging for penalties from the refs and going Stevie Wonder when they’re gifted game changing penalties

You’ll never know how good we’re feeling, because you’ve never seen rock bottom, but your time is coming

You truly suck, FUCK GREEN BAY

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[Robyn Pennacchia @RobynElyse]

The swiftness with which "But the BABIES!" turns into "There must be consequences for whores!" every goddamned time.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The answer to the abortion debate should never have been whether a fetus is a person, but that a woman is.

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

A Golden Ratio Nativity
(Guac as baby Jesus, Venk as Mary, Hops as Joseph, Chief Brody and Parmesan and Voodoo as the three wise men, and St. Patrick as A Sheep)

[Room Rater @ratemyskyperoom]

Room Rater Fluffy Room Update, Holiday Edition. Our favourite squad has a tree, art, rugs for those senior paws, and a lovely pineapple. 10/10 @TheGoldenRatio4

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

You are doing great and it’s going to be an amazing day!

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

Lil sandy cheeks 🥺

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

I’m sorry…who is HE

[raegs @raegs1216]

Imagine if he had one of these bad boys around the campfire…. Woulda blown the Murtaughs right off the water

[Eric @EricEsoteric_]

this is what being born to break generational curses looks like

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

i have 2 moods: nothing matters and everything matters too much

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

There goes Ryan Reynolds making all the other husbands look bad today