Kiss my Grits!

Writer.
Weirdo.
Funny.
Bilingual.
Pervy.
Unfiltered.
Lovable.
Synergistic.
Still.

[Kiss my Grits! @herbybeam]

We are a species fine tuned in the art of self-destruction.

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This happened today... @ Baytown, Texas https://t.co/pHJp8hpNj2

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Travis Herzog ⚡️ @TravisABC13]

Okay...who did this?! 👩‍🦰👱‍♀��⛄️

😂😂😂

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@ggacamori You may want to take up knitting ��🏼‍♂️

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I don't want to stumble into CVS allegedly intoxicated right before they close wondering if this bag of donuts I'm inevitably going to vomit into has expired.

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Every store should have a Director of Sweeties whose job will be to ensure the freshness and availability of all advertised sugar treats.

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Probably not. 🤷🏼‍♂️ @ Pecan Park https://t.co/NjtfaZFTh1

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@RNTdance87 Same reason you have children and kill them in the bathtub despite the overwhelming stretch marks and financial debt: because you just wanted the gifts. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@LEckert2 Probably because they get lonely and want human interaction. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

resume tips I have learned as a recruiter at a fortune 100 company (targeted towards college students), a thread:

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@PupVixen My beard would get in the way of that and not into waxing it off in the name of Tegaderm.

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@bigdlatin I nominate myself

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@w_terrence We're busy putting our lives back together after a pandemic and four years of media chaos.

"Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the Earth." Matthew 5:5.

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@Sangsuce @yaboyseejay Can I watch?

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@Tbrown1981 @wildfireblooms Having something to look forward to that he enjoys helps. Not food or videogames, but dancing or archery - anything active. ADHD kids and adults are super smart. Most school curriculum and the way it's taught is dumbed down. He's told you what he needs, just maybe not with words.

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

Barbie releases new doll honoring Dr. Maya Angelou https://t.co/yUFHSy45IL

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@Jvvaannxo @santooss11 @Yellowbriefs My god that boy can suck dick.

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I haven't saged in awhile. Today seemed like a good day. #InaugurationDay

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Bye, Donald.