Damiana Searcy

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

@KarenBridget777 There's a simple solution in both cases. Spay and neuter your pets and adolescents!

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

And yet she thinks she can write about a married couple with a child?

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

The only reason she was picked as a bridesmaid was that her brother was the groom.

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

No one has ever even proposed marriage to her!

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

We're talking about a girl who has been out on maybe five dates in her entire lifetime.

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

Not that @KarenBridget777 has any business at all writing about love.

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

@oqcorrea THAT is why she loves you. :)

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

@OQCorrea No, Dear. What she means is that you're not the ones screeching so loudly the poor thing can't work.

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

@Timmythevicious How charming. More of that zombie nonsense. Gruesome!

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

I see this... 50 Shades is still quite popular. What I wouldn't DO to get my hands on young Mr. Grey!

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

Thought I'd pop in on the Twitter and see what's on everyone's minds...

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

Busy night of torturing captives... I mean, ENTERTAINING guests tonight.

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

@KarenBridget777 @davidalbarron That would be lovely! :)

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

Today we learned once again why some humans do not deserve opposable thumbs.

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

There was also a lack of sorcery, so I found the title somewhat misleading.

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

That said, I had no complaints about #MagicMike. Of course I HAVE seen more male nudity in my own palace.

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

A MAN does it to a woman and women fall madly in love with him!

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

A FEMALE restrains a man to a bed while making love to him, she's an insane psycho.

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

Going through my spell books looking for a suitable curse for all involved with this 50 Shades nonsense.

[Damiana Searcy @herdishonor]

It's time to abuse someone. This is always fun.