Shads

It just may be a lunatic you're looking for.

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I don't really do this thing much anymore. Find me at https://t.co/rtusxJ1xYz or https://t.co/mAKByp75aI for more activity aka cats.

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Fuck politeness.

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They will truly write ballads of my skill - for I just put on tall socks while wearing skinny jeans.

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Scrolling through texts, trying to remember who you told about eating ramen in bed last night.

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Scotch tastes like you set really good bourbon on fire and then let it smolder a while.

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A drinking game where you take a shot every time someone who is "taking a break from Facebook" makes a post. *hic*

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Patrick and Ian holding hands and talking about how great the other person is - that's all I want in life.

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Sir Ian wears Uggs, like, all the time. No matter the outfit. I bet his feet are so cozy.

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I fell into a spiral of watching Patrick Stewart / Ian McKellan interviews on YouTube. This is the first joy I've felt in ages.

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Making a list of all the lists I need to make.

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In Portland we don't plow the snow, the snow plows us. #pdxsnow #pdxtst https://t.co/GTXimDKD7D

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I still don't know and still don't want to know what the fuck a Caillou is.

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These are the issues.

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New emojis include three best Bs!!:
🦇🥃🥓

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NEW SWEATER NEW SWEATER NEW SWEATER

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When is daylight savings aka when my life will be wrecked again

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Netflix is down on a new Marvel show weekend and I think I can hear the collective cries echoing across the world.

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Well there was just a bug crawling around my ear canal so I guess basically I'm never going to sleep again.

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@keswold woos-ter-sher. THE FIRST R DOESN'T COUNT!!

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BRUSSEL SPROUT BURPS 🤘