Call me Big Simpa

Big Cap energy (signs not lies)

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Imagine making 70-80k a year in the $500 apartment era.

[Maic | #MJTWT @apleheadpresley]

if drake just stood on stage for 4 mins not doing anything people would start leaving

[Áɢ 𐙚 @agsurtos]

Eu percebendo que a gente é a última geração dessa terra que ainda sabe como era a vida antes das redes sociais.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[ghostfacegambling @_invisible_man0]

Movie was too successful now they trynna bring a nigga down

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

[Itty 🫦 @amourmaddii]

These niggas gone always choose themselves. So if he choosing him, and you choosing him, WHO TF GONE CHOOSE YOU???! tighten up fr

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

i leave, i’m a leaver.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

Tomorrow is Monday. I walk into this new week with peace, no stress, no drama, no setbacks. Just back-to-back blessings and good news.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

shit was so pointless we could’ve just stayed strangers

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

idk how y’all be having rosters these niggas suck

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

ngl i'm gon cry so hard when i finally make it to where i wanna be in life because God knowsssss 🥹🥹😭😭

[Soy la gemela buena @_camivergara]

No puedo creer que las peores cosas en este mundo sean tener trabajo y no tener trabajo.

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.