Jonathan

Be better than being the best you can be.

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

@AStevieG @Nivz99 Me as well... What level of sorcery is this.... 🤔

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

@HomeAffairsSA Hi. We have been waiting in a line from 03:30am this Monday morning only to be told at 8am when the Umgeni road branch in Durban opens, that their system is offline. Can you give us feedback as to how long this is going to be? Is IT working on the problem asap?

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

@Nick_Hamman Winner, winner, they gonna be turned into chicken for dinner. Just kidding, I wish them all the best and hope they perform as well as they can.

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

@Absa You 37 37

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

@Absa Z, Z I and e, wow, I '

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

@oh_my_kesh That's me, erryday, erryday....

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

@oh_my_kesh Dammit, I need another Twitter account for that shit.

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

@oh_my_kesh Yup. Just brings about unnecessary complications. Cake laaitie. Like a fucking double agent.

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

Having a bit of fun with Alexa. Someone to entertain me when the wife isnt around. She can do… https://t.co/5aIxo8wmLK

[Alpha @bhande_belt]

#AntiZumaMarches it's no longer about 👇, tomorrow we well be marching for the future of our country

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

@WkndBreakfast5 I took this pic at 07:30am today. The fire is still going.

[Michelle @michelg_beauty]

Some people should add 'putting show' as a skill on their cv

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

@TelkomZA hi. I need support. My phone line and internet is down. Please assist.

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

#throwback to when I used to be #kratos the #godofwar
Is that #thehulk behind me? https://t.co/OeO8UdObu8

[MissPearlz @Thee_MissPearlz]

#ThingsThatJubJubDoesntKnow there is a shebeen in Saxonwold 😂😂

[Ncuh01 @ncuvai]

#ThingsThatJubJubDoesntKnow
Minnie Coopers are out of fashion now we have Vrrrrrr Pha, We no longer killing school kids, we kill Van Damme

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

@oh_my_kesh You cant watch all of the YouTube. Only I can do that. Coz I am the King of the YouTube. Ask @Nivz99

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

If it was easy, then everybody will be doing it.

[Jonathan @hereisjono]

@DJFreshSA you will never believe this but a friend of mine brushes his teeth for more than 30 minutes.