Soph

talk to me about yellowjackets

[🕷️ @rakechaelas]

hug a white lesbian today…. their second tower was just hit

[jolly @woja999]

Everybody is going to the gym but nobody is stretching

[sine. @sneminaj]

apparently telling your coworker that you knew they were born by c-section the way they avoid labor is not acceptable

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[pubes @wifeform]

got yelled at during Christmas dinner bc my virgin ass uncle brought up how hard to get women are at his age and apparently blurting "uncel" is not appropriate :/

[René @schizohustler]

saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch

[Lo @lourdes_lolo]

tickling me is so close to trying to kill me if u ask me.

[⋆˚࿔ @Indenials6]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...
okaycanyouseeit?

[Soph @hereisso]

@freauxmama Northeast Ohio

[Kaitlyn Adams @Kait2lyn]

Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe

[m @mariellaalvarez]

of course kim’s takeaway from the substance is that demi moore looks amazing

[brandon* @brndxix]

republicans coming up with the cat and dog eating story two days before the debate

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Did the former VP speak at the Republican convention? No

Did the former First Lady? No
Did the former Second Lady? No
Did the former presidents? No
Did the former chief of staff? No
The people who knew Trump best didn't speak.
Not even Ivanka.

Hulk Hogan spoke, though.

[Soph @hereisso]

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[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Did that lemonade stop killing people or did we just give up on it like with most of our public health infrastructure?

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

my freshman year of high school, the star football player died in a tragic accident and I kept seeing his ghost around campus and the ghost would say hello to me, and not until years later did I learn he had a twin brother

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

This is racist and anti-Black. Period.

In no way is advocating for free insulin comparable to chattel slavery.

Shameful & uneducated.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

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