kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️

🏳️‍🌈 transfem cat | disillusioned code monkey | bad f1 takes | underrated tweeter 💙💛

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

@LouisatheLast elon trying to understand people with budgets

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

@anarrres lowkey we had all those archetypes when i was a firefighter ... my chief (all chiefs r pyros) literally said "it's good we have u now we have someone to send into tight spaces" the buff guys just take all the credit on the calendars

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

@LactaterTotsX tpremoving my friends

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

@LactaterTotsX THE lactatertots?? on my air mattress???

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

@malegirlboss oops

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

@LactaterTotsX omg girlie those bangs look so good on u!!

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

dl throat on the northernlion cruise >>>

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

@LactaterTotsX criminal we can't screenshot these dudes anymore

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

OMG! Green guy with glasses got flipped upside down

Like and share to flip him up #GGG

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

When he’s green and has glasses <<<<

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

AHHHH!!!

Green guy with glasses is about to get hit by a CAR!!!!

Retweet, like and share to save him!

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

taylor swift is pregnant? close enough welcome back tiger woods

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

@malegirlboss he's just a quirky boy xD xD such a BOY who gets ffs and takes estrogen but please im a boy otherwise all my weirdo old man subs would stop paying for the OF

[Mile High Memories @MileHighMems]

Hello Stiddy

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

@DoggySistercide they are used all the time in things like spring for all of your services/controllers/entity managers/beans. this way u don't need to reallocate the object every time that you want to use it, if your object needs to be called from many places but has costly startup etc

[vivienne ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @sunshinevvn]

meteorologists love sharing plots which are impenetrable beyond parody then saying smth like “May God have mercy on our souls”

[Skely @123skely]

Sometimes I just decide to have a "French day".

This means I wake up at about noon, skip breakfast, grab some cigaretts, and head to the cafe, (im already unemployed so this is already extra french), Then I just sit at the cafe and hate on everyone. Just pure disdain. Then I go home and eat a loaf of bread, and get drunk on wine.

I highly recommend this to prevent burn out.

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

@malegirlboss nah but mine takes ebt

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

@malegirlboss but oh no mia what if people i work with realize that i might have an actual sex life??

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

schooner son or yacht daughter

[kittycate 🏳️‍⚧️ @herekittycate]

@BLOODSPlTTER is ur wife my poodle