Jøhnny Außenrist ᛗann

Why go big when going homes an option?

[Jøhnny Außenrist ᛗann @heres__Johnny]

🖕🏼😝🖕🏼

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Throwback to the time the BBC asked Rage Against The Machine not to swear during a live broadcast.

[Ché @chemyname__]

So Gerrard ain't a PL legend then

Thanks for confirming @Carra23

[Jøhnny Außenrist ᛗann @heres__Johnny]

Violent conduct 😮‍💨

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Lisandro Martínez has been sent off for violent conduct 🟥

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

I know tigers are big, but I definitely wasn't expecting her to come around the corner that massive

[Jøhnny Außenrist ᛗann @heres__Johnny]

Iconic rivalry!!! They use to cuddle and high five each other.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

"I miss him"

Pep Guardiola reflects on his iconic rivalry with Jurgen Klopp ahead of Man City v Liverpool this weekend ⚔️

[Anfield Edition | æ @AnfieldEdition]

Whilst we acknowledge Mo Salah, it wasn’t the intention to disrespect, more to highlight the incredible transfers this summer. But we’re sorry, @MoSalah.

In our opinion, more right than wrong. 👑

[Jøhnny Außenrist ᛗann @heres__Johnny]

This explains the umbrella @Fred_cpo

[Zack D. Films @zackdfilms1]

How The Assassin Umbrella Worked 😮

[Atherton Town F.C. @AthertonTownFC]

🟨🟩 Saturdays League Match Info ⚽️

Our 1st Team entertain Manchester Corinthians in a 2pm KO at home.

Our Reserve Team are away to Elton Vale 2pm KO BL8 2RZ

🏟 Butler Park, M46 0RQ
⏰ 2pm KO’s
🎟 FREE
🍺 🥧 Bars Open

Get down and support the lads

[Currys @currys]

No way we got our hands on the Prem before Arteta 🥀

[Jøhnny Außenrist ᛗann @heres__Johnny]

@IslamInvasion @DJEMEDIA_

[Paul Gaskell @pgaskell13]

🇾🇪

[Jøhnny Außenrist ᛗann @heres__Johnny]

I mean… what do you expect me to do?

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

What are you doing in this situation?

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

What are you doing in this situation?

[Jøhnny Außenrist ᛗann @heres__Johnny]

PLEASE!

[Alfie @alfie_t8]

Can we ban playing Sweet Caroline at sporting events?

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Looks like that woman character in Dodgeball on Purple Cobra's team

[Tracey O'Mahony @TraceyOMahony81]

Hi @grok

I am a 43 year old woman, not married, no children, I work full time, I do not practice religion, I decide where I go and make all my own decisions, including how I spend my money. How would my life be different if Ireland were under Islamic control.

[Jøhnny Außenrist ᛗann @heres__Johnny]

Justice for the dad.

[Jimbo @Fireblade_Jim]

Feel really sorry for the dad going down for murder now.

His Son was robbed at knife point for his bike and he’s obviously lost his head.

Scumbag thief was apparently “a top top lad”

Fuck him, he fucked around and found out.

[Jøhnny Außenrist ᛗann @heres__Johnny]

Dedicated???

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

Rashford will smash it at Barcelona.

Thank you for 20 years of your life dedicated to United. @MarcusRashford

Once a Red, Always a Red. 🔴

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Your club offered his family and agent a royalty cheque and he earns more in a week than half the league combined due to him getting more backhanders than Tina Turner.

Not to mention, that all of this was paid for while cheating your way to significance.

Fucking turn it in.

[Jøhnny Außenrist ᛗann @heres__Johnny]

He’s back against a team of electricians and plumbers 😂

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

3 mins in, and opening Manchester City’s CWC account ⚽️

Phil Foden is BACK 💫