Róisín

''way too horny'' and ''bewildering''

[Aspec-xua @goatmonty]

shooting my shot and the bullet ricochets and kills me

[cúnla ní ḃ moss @nibmoss]

every episode of stranger things:

someone: everything we know about the upside down is wrong
hopper: my daughter is dead btw. gonna take it out on my adopted one
joyce: WILL
will: i’m a little gay boy
nancy: i can shoot a gun AND i have no buccal fat
eleven: 😗

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

Trying to watch "Fireplace for your home" on Netflix, but it's not starting

Must have forgotten to put the login

[Róisín @heresroisin]

Santa brought the cats a new catnip toy. Look at them both, high as balls, not even knowing what christmas is

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[Róisín @heresroisin]

There has been a genuine Christmas miracle in our house. My son has slept in past 8am. I woke up before him. That has never happened before. Truly a wonderful day 🎄

[daily madoka magica @daiIymadoka]

christ the savior is born

[japan @japan]

Dec 23 marks the completion of #TokyoTower 🗼. Built in 1958, it was the world's tallest self-supporting steel tower at 333 m. Officially "Japan Radio Tower," but nicknamed "Tokyo Tower," it’s a must-visit tourist destination. Enjoy its past & present!

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Me:
“Do you have any books on turtles?”

Librarian:
“Hard back?”

Me:
“Yeah, with little heads.”

[Róisín @heresroisin]

@SayHiSinead Its truly never ending i hate it

[Róisín @heresroisin]

Yknow what sucks is that even though it's christmas week and all the lovely festivities going on, I still have to keep on top of the god damn laundry

[Akuma @Akumabat]

This counts as a DNA test

[Róisín @heresroisin]

@GerryMcBride Actually? Genius

[Róisín @heresroisin]

@fortygigserver

[Logan Plant @LoganJPlant]

Human baby is delivered to a far-off land, is raised as an elf under the watch of a wise old man, doesn't fit in with the others, wears a green tunic, and only learns he's different as an adult on a grand adventure

[Róisín @heresroisin]

No please this is so funny, get him Jared

[TMZ @TMZ]

Quentin Tarantino is torched by "Office" star Zach Woods over his actor critiques. https://t.co/Wurljq8Bjq

[Róisín @heresroisin]

YES.

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

Jacob Wysocki will be BACK for the new season of Dimension 20! Check our profile each day at noon PT for the next cast reveal 🛻☀️😊

The trailer for the new season of Dimension 20 premieres December 17th!

📸: Kate Elliott

#Dimension20NewSeason

[Róisín @heresroisin]

Merry crisis

[Róisín @heresroisin]

@ladwife Yes queen, scream it louder 👏🙌

[Róisín @heresroisin]

Tried to decide on outfits and got so enraged, remembered I'm in my luteal phase so I guess I'm just cancelling on the 3 events I have coming up this week

[Róisín @heresroisin]

That time of year folks, send me your address if youd like to receive a christmas card from me this year!