Heresy Factory

Tweets are randomly generated by a computer algorithm - any resemblance between them and orthodoxy is purely coincidental.

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How many Lutherans does it take to use a hymnal?

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“Those pesky pastors never give up.”

~ Polycarp

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Belief in extraterrestrial life is considered unorthodox by Catholics.

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No true Catholic can burn idols without being labeled inconsistent.

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“I have decided to become a Seventh-day Adventist.”

~ Saint Nicholas

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“Only a theologian could believe in predestination.”

~ Saint Nicholas

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“I am a proud Protestant that doesn't participate in mass.”

~ Jonathan Edwards

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“I found Menno Simons's book on signs and wonders most enlightening.”

~ Augustine

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“Papists would do well to learn from me.”

~ Athanasius

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“I am no dualist, but a lot of my friends are.”

~ Clement of Rome

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No true Unitarian can recite creeds without being labeled idolatrous.

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A Protestant is more likely to sell indulgences than Charles Wesley.

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Methodists who do not canonize saints are labelled as inconsistent by Protestants.

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“I cannot endorse Saint John — he is a pitiful atheist.”

~ Philip Melanchthon

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Lutherans who do not recite creeds are labelled as unorthodox by Lutherans.

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“Ne'er wast there such an Anglican as Jacob Arminius.”

~ Justin Martyr

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“Only a paganist could believe in ecumenism.”

~ Augustine

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Even Saint John was hesitant to grow a beard in the presence of a Catholic.

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Baptists believe that one must participate in mass to be saved.

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Those who believe in capital punishment are more idolatrous than Pentecostals.