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chris Hansen kinda fine

[dansen with the stars 🔞 @heresyourdecoy]

I’m “Dan” - yes, this is a moniker.

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[dansen with the stars 🔞 @heresyourdecoy]

Goodnight oomfs

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Primetime (2026), dir. Lance Oppenheim

[chris hansen homebirth support🔞 @dabhaddestbih]

@LOSERPHILIA #cocaineforchris

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Gut biome = crazy concept. 4 trillion elves at work in your tummy and you can holocaust them by eating a chudded out diet it’s nuts

[Yeet 🇸🇪🇫🇮 @YeetTheSwede]

Goodnight frens

[dansen with the stars 🔞 @heresyourdecoy]

Oh this really blew up I’m scared

[dansen with the stars 🔞 @heresyourdecoy]

What the hell sure

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@Hep13812818 It’s perfect !

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Found this gem weeks ago

[Fishhead x_x @Hep13812818]

PLEASE someone edit Chris Hansen with the song little girls by oingo boingo

[UREA @xongkoro_deyeme]

统统食用

[kem 🍳🍉 | oc rotting @keggi0]

#oc vulnerable

[dansen with the stars 🔞 @heresyourdecoy]

@MtsBelisario

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What the hell sure

[dansen with the stars 🔞 @heresyourdecoy]

you piss me the fuck off

[🩸💉 @th1sr3allysucks]

vomit warning...

stepdad!chris taking his teen stepson dan on a ‘boys trip’ which escalates to chris getting dan so drunk he throws up while sucking chris’ cock. chris had his eyes closed, so blissed out in his own pleasure while face fucking his teenage stepson

[dansen with the stars 🔞 @heresyourdecoy]

@FemdomYuiLover Ggghjdjsjsj

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Thinking about corny porn dialogue like

“I’m Chris Hansen with dateline nbc and I’m going to cum in your ass”

[Mar Mar @MarsOnMars7777]

@heresyourdecoy I accidently spelt 'looking' wrong but whatever

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@MarsOnMars7777 I’m sobbing this is perfect

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@FemdomYuiLover What are you doing step bro (Dan to Chris)

[angel ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 @angelconfirmd]

possessiveness is so hot idc. oh you’re jealous i laughed at someone else’s joke? u like me so much u need my attention all the time? uuuugh