The Real Deal

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

When you get deliberately ignored🖕🏻#fuckyoualso

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

What's the hardest part of a vegetable? #thisanswerisfuckedup #letsseewhosasfuckedasme

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral one? The taste. #nastyfunny

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

Add: 2+0=? Which answer is most correct?
A. 2
B. 2.0
C. 02
D. The sum of 1+1. #nursingschoolproblems

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

"Well when I had my baby, they did it this way." SHUTUP. NO ONE CARES. Especially not the teacher who's probably heard every story out there

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

Literallyyyyyy hate everyone in my class

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

I have a strong urge to slap some people I work with...
#godgivemestrength

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

Just shut up

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

When the guy who hit on you last week tries again this week 😂 ✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻 #pleasestop #youreembarrassingyourself

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

If your child has ADHD/ADD there's a 99.9% chance that as a parent, it's your fault.

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

When the kid who won't stop crying says "I'm walking away" BYEEEEEE

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

My brother is a piece of shit, I shouldn't be on edge in my own fucking home. GET SOME HELP.

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

Am u allowed to say nigga around black people? #soconfused

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

Bitches be havin abortions & 3 months later you're pregnant again & keeping it...what makes your ready this time?!? #thefuckkkk

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

I hate it when I have to poop again when I just got comfy in bed😭 #ipooptoomuch #iPood

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

About to have a seance to relax #youdbesurprised

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

Like how you gonna have one black baby and one white baby...you going for Asian next?? #imnottalkingadopted

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

"What do you like to do for fun? We should hangout sometime"
...if that's your way of flirting do it with someone else🙅🏻🙅🏻

[The Real Deal @heresyourtruth]

Taking a shit & my 5 year old NEEDS to tell me something about the game we played LAST NIGHT. Something I already knew. #thefuckouttaHEA