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shits n giggles

[Graham @GrahamC47]

I’m sorry to be person, but the spider-sense activates for danger. Aunt May is not a danger to Peter. Her wandering in with a guy who wants to kill him is.

[Relly B @durrellyrell]

THIS LIL GIRL WAS ACTING HER ASS OFF !!!!!!

[Nae @NaesCloset]

This is actually not good at all because being too understanding can accidentally absolve others of accountability when it shouldn’t 😭

[ButterflyGirllllll @ButterflyGirlah]

You’ll dead ass be tryna be soft and submit to a nigga and he’ll be on his 10th smart remark for the day or just be sitting around provoking you! These niggas do not like peace!

[Del @TheCartelDel]

It must be so freeing to be a woman attracted to Black men, because I’ve never met a brother who cared about the stretch marks or cellulite that come with thick thighs.

[Oluchyyyyy 🌹 @oluchyyraregem2]

there’s something about gentle dominance that has nothing to do with being controlling. it’s the “give me that, i’ll carry it.” “come here.” “you’re eating first.” “stay close to me.” “don’t worry, i’ve got it.” knowing when to take the lead, make the decision, and quietly take care of you… that kind of attention feels so intimate. sometimes being gently bossed around by someone you trust is literally a love language.

[Maira @maira4yo]

Women who also value their men’s happiness>>>>>>>

[res 🇿🇦 @msresii]

i was in a 4 year relationship and not once did i post that man. on year 5, i decided to post him on his bday for the first time, no crazy caption at all, you could swear it was a platonic rshp. I kid you not, within 20 minutes, i received a w2w DM and that’s when the relationship ended.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

Call it a millennial crisis if you want...
But in my 30's, I realized I don't actually want the life I worked so hard for. I don't care about titles. I don't care about climbing anyone else's ladder. I care about time. I care about slow mornings. I care about peace.I care about bare feet at the beach with nowhere to be.
I still want to make money... just not at the cost of my life.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

HE DIDN'T READ THE RULE BOOK

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[Ara @lefilmara]

Law himself has rejected this interpretation of their dynamic. You're so attached to this reductive notion of a muse that you strip Zendaya of all creative agency, reducing her to nothing more than a passive vessel of a man's vision.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

dave and busters is reallyy owned by dave chapelle and busta rhymes.

that’s crazy.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

when i can no longer spend more in the month and it's barely july 2nd

[belak🌪️ @kalebjackson00]

its devastatingly sad that she did everything to keep toxins from her children and this still happened.

[C.Jay Engel 🌲 @contramordor]

They can’t. They don’t know how.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I want a job where I can clock in, be given a list of tasks, and left alone for 8 hours.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

It’s that deep

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i'm in a group setting and all of a sudden i get an intense feeling that i dont belong and need to leave immediately