Remember when we used to go to Blockbuster/Family Video and look at ALL the options under each genre? Thatβs all I want when scrolling your movie catalogue, @PrimeVideo. Who built Prime Videoβs CX? The mad hatter from Alice in Wonderland?
@WPGC There was this track you used to play on the 90βs that started with They Reminisce Over You by Pete Rock & CL Smooth and then transitioned to The Choice is Yours by Black Sheep that was so smooth and made it seem like one amazing song.
Sitting next to a bunch of basic tech bros and βcardboardβ people with no personality listening to their convo right now. I would rather be slapped in the face by smelly old dicks in a gas station bathroom. #wheresthepatagoniavest
Men be so comfortable they be dropping deuces in the only bathroom at a busy hair salon mid-Saturday. Sir, please, Iβm just trying to get my hair done, not smell your breakfast
When he says something naughty upfront to a Female Dom on a dating app:
Him: Respectfully, what do I have to do to get you to sit on my face?
24 hours later...
Me: Did I give you permission to ask a question?
Him: Sorry maβam π³π³
Me: Itβs Miss not Maβam. Now, ask me again.
Is there nothing hotter than filling your man's belly then draining his balls while he fills you. Then continuing to get that π°π°π° while he sleeps content. #hustlerhoneys