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the monster she created.boy, do i live up to that nickname. but i'm damn cute.

[L @herlilmonster]

I'm too busy running my #@$ off to tweet.

[L @herlilmonster]

http://t.co/FzmMYWPF yep, that's me. nonchalantly rocking #RL. ;-)

[L @herlilmonster]

Not to be mean. I just had to do it.

[L @herlilmonster]

I poked a four-month old in his shakey tummy time head. Over & over. He was eyeing my stride rites.

[L @herlilmonster]

Mommy said she's going to stuff toilet paper in the shoes if she has to. Yep, too big.

[L @herlilmonster]

http://t.co/ebZpf3RA <---- dapper #toddler style, y'all.

[L @herlilmonster]

I have a meet & greet today. Mommy & daddy are brave. #worldofkids

[L @herlilmonster]

Oh and poll... think I should update my profile photo now that I'm skinny?

[L @herlilmonster]

What does #MIL mean and why does mommy start shaking when someone says it/tweets about it?

[L @herlilmonster]

I'm one halloweeny toddler, guys. http://t.co/RWwNIp1M oh & mommy's exhausted.

[L @herlilmonster]

Successfully transferring sleeping me causes mommy wicked anxiety. #dontputmedownmommyorelse

[L @herlilmonster]

Mommy blogged about foods I don't spit back out. http://t.co/RWwNIp1M

[L @herlilmonster]

that's me!---> RT @sunlovey: Leo MMXI

[L @herlilmonster]

@the_real_debbie thank u, he's so awesome.

[L @herlilmonster]

Mommy and I are emotionally beat.

[L @herlilmonster]

Animals in books are real, did you know that? #Zoo day!

[L @herlilmonster]

Mommy just bought butterfly wings at this weird store full of silly clothes, ugly faces & toys she said weren't safe for me to play with.

[L @herlilmonster]

Oh and crossing more states off my bad a$$ traveling #baby list. #roadtrips suck though.

[L @herlilmonster]

Have been quiet here 'cuz I've been talking my bum off out here. In the real world.

[L @herlilmonster]

Know how I'm known for my car naps? NOT ON ROAD TRIPS! Mwaaa ha ha ha ha! Sorry mommy & dada. :-p