Testing-Strip

By Azura

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Yeah? Well you’ll get that extension when I see the corpse

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Capitalists be like:

“A fair wage for a fair days work?”

“Idk bro seems pretty cringe”

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You can spin this however you want, fact is;

Ovaltine does provide long lasting energy

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You ever see those people and it’s like “damn, in 2014 you would’ve joined isis”

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The feminine urge to capitalise and space every letter in your instagram handle

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I imagine part of being a Christian is realising that the sun rises on the furries and the based alike

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Ideology: Savage Garden

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Me to my supervisors:
Ok, I’ll try to put more references to Digital Cultures theorists in the chapter instead of dead philosophers.

Also me:
Heidegger, Kant, Kant, Husserl, Merleau-Ponty

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I perform my masculinity by drinking tiny coffee that emphasises my Spartan disdain for milk.

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Jess to me:

“Ooh I’m Jess I like tomatoes, Kristen Wig, chippies and vinegar”

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Culturally, I am a neckbeard

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@jessroseclancy PMD hun x.

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Just needed to leave that poor green bloke alone

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The pig lady from the Muppets was the first ever Karen.

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It’s a fine line between a good G2G application and emotional blackmail.

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@jessroseclancy ✊🏽😤

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Merleau-Ponty is phenomenology for hot people.

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As a continental theorist, I’m not required to explain why.

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To save the humanities, we must kill analytic philosophy.

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Europe warned us about hanging around with that ‘horrible USA’, and now, 70 years into our strategic partnership, we have the same mouth breathers regurgitating the same empty ‘muh freedom’ rhetoric as they do.