sam shelley

Feminist.

[sam shelley @hermesSE10]

I have been playing #nekoatsume. I may be gone for some time.

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Sorry I laughed too hard at this

[sam shelley @hermesSE10]

@FruellaDeBrille @ZoeNope Thank god it's not in catering. IYKYK.

[Coopie Bastard @CoopieBastards]

@WingsScotland Been charged with sexual assault and claims to have multiple personality disorder too.

The big question is why, if he has multiple personalities, would he fucking choose that one?

[Ellen Louise Ripley 🟩⬜🟪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🦗 @bombusmonticola]

@WingsScotland @Gender_Unicorn He has multiple personalities and they're all shite.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I hope everyone reads the report. Nothing could better demonstrate how far Amnesty has fallen than their demonisation of gay rights charities for refusing to adopt Amnesty’s approved gender beliefs, or their attack on a rape crisis centre because it is run by women, for women.

[Lisa Mckenzie @redrumlisa]

Then we need to restructure our society if your 60s is a working decade including making sure that those with industrial illnesses or are just knackered get proper welfare and health care. All I can see here is a slow decline into poverty from 60 onwards as you are made redundant cant find a new job & penalised until you give in and die

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

😂 I was chatting to my pal & he said, "I bought a sheepdog." I asked, "Old English?"

He said, "Ic gebohte scéaphund."

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Master and Commander (2003) ends by promising more adventures, and it’s still hard to believe they never came. Crowe & Bettany were perfect, and Patrick O’Brian left behind more than 20 novels that could’ve sustained one of cinema’s great franchises.

[Lola @thefempire50]

Starting a list of anti women’s rights groups:

Amnesty International

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Next week on @TheRestHistory: THE ODYSSEY!

[Trans Widows’ Voices. @transwidows]

I’m not sure whose rights #transwidows and @ChildrenOfTrans are supposedly against? Maybe @AmnestyUK could have had the decency to engage with us before putting us in a hate list?

[Victoria Smith @glosswitch]

Amnesty have just come out against feminism *in principle*. It's beyond any detail of "the sex and gender debate".

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Trojan Records @trojanrecords]

Released in 1969, Harry J All Stars’ “Liquidator” became an international breakthrough, climbing to No. 5 in the UK charts and earning its place as one of reggae’s most enduring instrumentals.

Do you remember the first time you heard “Liquidator”?

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

OK. So Helen’s beauty sparks a war.

Athena is a strategic goddess guiding Odysseus.

Penelope embodies clever loyalty.

Circe turns men into pigs, which frankly is still the most realistic female character arc in literature.

Calypso traps the hero on an island for seven years.

Cassandra can literally see the future but nobody listens, making her the first woman in recorded history to experience a meeting.

The Sirens weaponize music.

Nausicaa saves Odysseus when he washes up naked and useless.

Andromache gives one of the most devastating anti-war speeches in the Iliad.

Hecuba is basically the emotional wreckage of empire in human form.

Aphrodite starts half the problems in Western civilization by being hot and petty.

Hera is running divine opposition research.

Thetis gets Zeus involved because Achilles is having a workplace dispute.

But apart from Helen, Athena, Penelope, Circe, Calypso, Cassandra, the Sirens, Nausicaa, Andromache, Hecuba, Aphrodite, Hera, and Thetis...

WHAT HAS HOMER EVER DONE TO GIVE FEMALE CHARACTERS ATTENTION?

[Rex is in the ruins of Raccoon City @TsaiMeLemoni]

Do you think disabled ppl just teleport around

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

Remembering the great Barry White, who passed away 23 years ago today.

[Sunny @sunnyright]

I mean I’d have to take out a massive loan but it might be worth it

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.