hermey

ugh, Christmas

[hermey @hermey69]

@SonOfGodAndMan damn, who hurt you

[hermey @hermey69]

i just spent the past 2 hrs watching bird box, is it worth it? is it worth the time that you could spend crying instead of watching it? no, tbh its really not worth it. no tea no shade. thats just the way it be🤷‍♀️🐸☕

[hermey @hermey69]

@SonOfGodAndMan ew, day mode🤢

[hermey @hermey69]

my dad used to tell me that santa was lactose intolerant so he put out beer instead of milk, tis the season😜😘✌

[hermey @hermey69]

I'm honestly so excited for christmas to be over so i can stop opening "merry christmas😍😍😘😘🖤" snapchats

[hermey @hermey69]

"my dad still hasn't come back from the store.. its been years//streaks✌😍🌌"

[hermey @hermey69]

@ all the people who put "___ days till christmas😍" when they send streaks:
thanks buddy the elf, I don't need an update smh

[hermey @hermey69]

@WERENT_YOU_AT trick ass bitch, my dumbass still isn't coming KSNEJD

[hermey @hermey69]

I'll come to elf practice when Caillou grows some hair

[hermey @hermey69]

@s8n holy shark

[hermey @hermey69]

@s8n wait what the duck

[hermey @hermey69]

I really feel like me & Ebenezer Scrooge would be good friends. Like neither of us truely hate Christmas ya know.. just Ba-hum-bug my dudes

[hermey @hermey69]

@NOTVIKING throw saltine crackers at them

[hermey @hermey69]

@s8n No fucking shit, if he wouldn't have thought that it was a good idea to create a kid there wouldn't be christmas, THEREFORE I COULD'VE BEEN A FUCKING DENTIST & LIVED MY DREAM. FUCK THAT NIGGA "GOD" PSHH

[hermey @hermey69]

@Biff_Metatron @BOLDBATHSHEBA Thats a lie

[hermey @hermey69]

@SonOfGodAndMan If you weren't fuckin born I could've been a dentist. fuck you & fuck Christmas