jackson

[emma ꨄ︎ gleek @klainepilled]

cyclops when he meets a genie:

[jackson @hermiekrab]

me explaining to a group of stoned freshmen how the term "cunt punt" led to one of the greatest satirical horror comedy tv shows of all time

[jackson @hermiekrab]

I have annoyed countless ppl talking about this email and the fact it was the origin of chanel oberlin. That's history right there!!!

[Christopher @molochofficial]

I’m probably the only person who remembers this, but in 2013 someone at U of Maryland leaked a sorority group email to Gawker and it remains to this day one of the most evil but also rhetorically impressive (in a Ryan Murphy way) things I’ve ever read (here are some excerpts):

[jackson @hermiekrab]

This thread haunting me almost four years later...

[jackson @hermiekrab]

Girl my story

[Biel @avamaxislife1]

WTF IS THIS ?!?!?!?!?!!?

[jackson @hermiekrab]

@torturedrewdept HELP

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

It seems like every A-lister in entertainment, music, and sports was invited to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding at Madison Square Garden. Except Amy Schumer.

More:
https://t.co/aaAvs5klfv

[jackson @hermiekrab]

@seteorte @dorlerme Tenha um pouco de respeito pela rainha

[jackson @hermiekrab]

@PopBase cannot wait for this to hit nymphowars

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Michael Jackson is gone
Prince is gone
Madonna is still here.

Lil Tay is gone.
Bhad Bhabie is gone.
Woah Vicky? I'm still here.

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

why oh why did i just find out tonight that kim gordon’s entrance in ‘boarding gate’ is her stomping into a room and sternly speaking fluent cantonese

[jackson @hermiekrab]

@scorpiuncle

[jackson @hermiekrab]

@97ghetto I’m in shock

[jackson @hermiekrab]

@YPZBYDJCMKatyaa The sacred texts

[jackson @hermiekrab]

@fleshmelons You can hit blinkers in the bathroom like for 90% of jobs. Make the manager scared of YOU

[jackson @hermiekrab]

@DiscussingFilm GET HIS ASS ANNIE

[jackson @hermiekrab]

@casualbongos420 IMO everything in yj is a foreshadowing to all their impending deaths. Showrunners prob always knew misty would inadvertently kill natalie but just moved it up bc of Juliette Lewis leaving

[jackson @hermiekrab]

the ticks on his scalp

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Justin Timberlake reveals he has been diagnosed with Lyme disease.

[jackson @hermiekrab]

@mohkhi9 @gazafunds @29434riaiwo @AKUTAG4W4 @Blaze_Knight95 @comradeyoza @cursedchuuya @FirdauskiK80934 @knowlesvatoo @nauticaldub .

[jackson @hermiekrab]

@ghadaa231 .