Dear Mrs. Thomas:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban your husband from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Thomas, are listed below and are documented by our video
surveillance cameras:
1. June15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'.
This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked โwhere is the fitting room?โ
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly,
'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
@willchamberlain@PeterMcCormack Will Chamberlain is for protecting pedophiles, against voting per the constitution, for more foreign spending and foreign wars.
@PeterMcCormack You can always tell who the party cult members are. Same on both sides (Dem/Rep). A simple search will show that Massie voted Constitutionally. Which seems to upset people. It seems you can't question the leaders of your group or party.
@w_terrence This country no longer supports the Constitution, protect children, reduce spending and stay out of wars. People will continue to vote for foreign spending, wasted tax payer money and pedophile protectors.
@IngrahamAngle@DouglasESchoen I would say all those millions poured into that district from sources that do not put America first. You can lie all you want but the Constitution lost tonight. Ed will vote like he is told to vote by his handlers Constitution be damned.
@EdGallrein And your lying continues. Though you have won a race not on your merit but by millions being spent to get you in office, How does it feels to be such a high dollar prostitute? Millions spent for you to go to DC and kiss Trump's a@@. Congrats.
@RealBobtheorc@LindseyGrahamSC I will not vote republican again. Pedophile protectors, new wars, massive spending - how are they different from Democrats?
@LindseyGrahamSC Here is hoping that the State of South Carolina is smarter than KY and votes your ass out. Hopefully the voters in our great state will see that no promises have been kept, pedophiles are still protected and our cost of living is going through the roof.
@JackPosobiec Pedophile protectors, billions in foreign spending, new wars, high gas, food, electric prices. That is what these people voted for. A "Yes" man only he doesn't answer to the voters only his doners just like Trump does.
@RubinReport Better that than protecting pedophiles, approving genocide, new wars, billions spent on items the country doesn't need and breaking promises. Because that is what the Republicans stand for now.
@BrandonStraka I think it is officially proven that their are cults on each side. Blind worship and support our team (even if the country burns) is the majority of the voters in the US. Facts no longer matter, broken promises don't matter and our Constitution no longer matters.