squish 🍉🚦

professional desert duo enthusiast

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@diretolose @cr6tical the grass is literally still green in my backyard i hate it here

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@diretolose @cr6tical it was 15 degrees where i am in ab yesterday 🫩

[laura ໒꒱ misses gabriel @sapphicniko]

#soon

[Liana ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ @highelven]

who the fuck is miraak. 1v1 me outside solitude for the dragonborn title. btich

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@priorconfirmed genuinely this bc im at the age where i should have a gynecologist anyways, i had a health concern which required one and my GP told me a gyno wouldnt be able to help me. i argued until i got a referral and the gyno diagnosed me after years of fighting with GP's within months

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@Cloudlily5 half of the canadian population forgets that white people are only here because we immigrated here and they treat immigrants like shit for being immigrants. the call is coming from inside the house

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@ParksPara @GrimInker eating a burger in honor of them rn

[Leisure Suit Larry Summers @warmandpunchy]

Seriously think Canada's population might be one of the most racist populations on Earth. People just say insane evil shit all the time in public and under their government name online. The average Canadian is one traffic delay away from posting a slur referring to Indian guys

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@kele_the_great @sayalpha choose ANY point in history bro 😭

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@AlanPaceOut_ @hexadexx @StezellDeer @ChrisPWoods even my grandma would be able to tell they were joking

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@textbookvillain at no point did i know where this was going

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@frannie045 @midnightstratus as a former employee yes. i worked there right when they added self checkouts. everyone new after that just didnt really get trained for the register and were given the absolute bare minimum knowledge about it (as someone else said). employee shouldve asked for help fs

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@eternalmiwi you.

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@amberstruckart GRIAN PASS THE CONTROLLER

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@cyanparade correct me if im wrong but isnt halal meat just.. making sure the animal doesnt suffer when it dies?? why are people so against that 😭

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@aibafiles unfortunately most albertans would sign up to be the middle of the human centipede before voting NDP

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@starrwinter please god it would be so fucking funny

[squish 🍉🚦 @hermitdotnet]

@kirbiteaa was at a&w the other day and this lady screamed at two indians for speaking their language TO EACHOTHER and mocked the sound of it. genuinely almost caught a charge that day