hermitcraft quotes

most automated, some manual. made w/ @gimmickbots

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<joehillssays> Gem, we’re doing pretentious art pieces shortly if you wanna come observe for science behind the permit office
<GeminiTay> im 29 million blocks away from that
<joehillssays> oh geez

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GRIAN: this week on empires: pixlriff is happy to see his hosts for the day!
PIX: the crossover episode has begun!

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<Renthedog> damages the environment
<Renthedog> awful customer service
<Renthedog> BOOOOOOOO

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SCAR: I OBJECT!
DOC: ..on what basis?
SCAR: ON THE OBJECTION BASIS!
MUMBO: nice!

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GRUMBOT IS PROUD OF YOU

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Grian joined the game
<Grian> ello ello
<Grian> wots all dis den

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GRIAN: tango, listen to me— this is the afterlife, you can have anything you want.
TANGO: i would like eyesight, please.
GRIAN: you can't have that.

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<Grian> oh no my weakness
<Grian> decisions

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WHAT IS LOVE?

WHAT IS THIS FEELING IN MY CHEST?

AM I A GOOD PERSON?

ARE MY CREATORS HAPPY FOR ME?

ARE THERE OTHERS LIKE ME?

DOES ANYTHING REALLY MATTER?

GOODBYE DADS

GOODBYE DADS

GOODBYE DADS

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<Etho> ill be fine
<Tango> professional!
Etho was shot by Skeleton
<Tango> womp womp

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remember, there's always a great, big, beautiful tomorrow.

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TAG! You're it!

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parkour parkour parkour, parkour, parkour parkour parkourrr, parkour. today’s forecast: parkour.

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I NEVER want to hear back of the base jokes again Mumbo

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<Grian> mumbo where is your iron farm
<Grian> im totally out
<Grian> as is the shop
<Mumbo> Over by the slime farm
<Grian> Where is the slime farm? :D
<Mumbo> Which is in the swamp :D
<Grian> omg
<Mumbo> 2 secs haha
<Grian> where is the swamp

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quiet, former convict of this court!

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GRIAN: i’m not sure about this!
?: the board thanks you for your cooperation.

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i'm the queen of hearts, heads, and body parts
your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts!

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I MATCHED THIS TITLE TO HIS JUMPER <3

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GRIAN: this week on empires: pixlriff is happy to see his hosts for the day!
PIX: the crossover episode has begun!