Dave Hermann

[Dave Hermann @Hermodynamics]

I just don't know why/I want U to make me cry/But I don't even care/Please play me The Bear @mymorningjacket #MMJSTL

[Dave Hermann @Hermodynamics]

Supreme Court rejects birth control mandate! (Don't worry men, Viagra and vasectomies are still covered) #GodMustLikeMenMore

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

As a child, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".

[Incredible Pics @WowViewPics]

Quietest Room http://t.co/A1Xa2IH4se

[Dave Hermann @Hermodynamics]

@Tim_Sto All the kings horses and all the kings men.....

[Will Ferrell @Will___Ferrell]

"Metric system? You mean the easy measurement system based upon multiples of 10, that every other country uses? Na. We're good." - America

[Will Ferrell @Will___Ferrell]

I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

President Obama sits down for an interview with @galifianakisz: http://t.co/sc6pMpyD7E #BetweenTwoFerns

[Will Ferrell @Will___Ferrell]

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

[Will Ferrell @Will___Ferrell]

Ive been on hold for 20 minutes because my call is important to them

[Will Ferrell @Will___Ferrell]

With great power comes a great electric bill.

[Dave Hermann @Hermodynamics]

@OMGnetz @SGSFOX They are only 18 to 22 years old. As far as they know, North Carolina IS Western Missouri State.

[Dave Hermann @Hermodynamics]

@patrickhallahan I can't think of too many things I'd rather you be doing either. ;)

[Dave Hermann @Hermodynamics]

@ashley_derthick you don't look that big

[SB Nation @SBNation]

Michael Sam came out to his team last summer. They supported him. http://t.co/079vD3pMn3

[Dave Hermann @Hermodynamics]

@SIPeteThamel Wow, if only those "execs" had half the guts Sam has, maybe they would use their names in this story.

[Will Ferrell @Will___Ferrell]

Does anyone want to come over and stare at our phones?

[Dave Hermann @Hermodynamics]

Best halftime show ever.

[Dave Matter @Dave_Matter]

Stevens on Pressey (19 assists, zero turnovers last 2 games) “Sometimes guys just thrive with that extra opportunity" http://t.co/9jOsMpObZI

[Will Ferrell @Will___Ferrell]

"Grammar: it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit"