Ali Koehler

Fuck limits in your life. Eat corn dogs. Who cares?

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

What images were burned into your head while consuming media as a child? I’ll start with a few..

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

Dodgers pissing me all the way off. Apologies Conforto I’m sure you’re a nice guy but I hate you.

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

@MarkDuplass hi mark! Long time fan. The family of a girl I babysat for years lost everything in the Eaton fire. She has autism and this whole situation is obviously super destabilizing. If you could boost their Go Fund Me it would mean a lot https://t.co/1FCHW9p8sd

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

I hope Kamala Harris upper decks the White House toilet and sets rats loose in the walls.

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

@charlybliss It’s so good

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

Tatis deserves trash thrown at his head

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

@justcuuper Racists were mad about Obama being president

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

@McDonalds heads up your app and site just show an error message if you try to send feedback. Came for hello kitty happy meals for my daughter and her friend and they’re only giving out Captain America toys even though they have hello kitty boxes and hello kitty toys on display

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

@atrupar There’s no way girls in other countries are going through puberty ages 16-19

[Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy]

JD Vance trying to order doughnuts set to the Veep end credits

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

My daughter’s Furby just farted and said “phew! I need to change my fur”

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

He look like a racist Care Bear

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

Richard Simmons and Shelley Duvall dying in the same week is so on brand. Who will be the third?

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

Do I have any friends who can get me into Capitol Hill block party on Friday for Chappell roan?

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

@nicolesnyder Highly offensive

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

@charlieLdavis HAHA

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

AND I HOPE ITS SHITTY IN THE BLACK DOG

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

@BKdegreaser69 Thank Charlie for his service

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

There are so many poignant, beautiful scathing lyrics on the tortured poets department. The one I’m currently stuck on though is Rivulets descend my plastic smile“. My AP English ass is so delighted with this album.

[Ali Koehler @hernameisali]

@BKdegreaser69 Now this is some rhcp i fuck with