Alejandro Hernandez

if you aren’t living like Larry don’t talk to me

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@erikaah_armenta Hey. Stop stressing out…

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@Aaron1Escamilla @MannyPerez0

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@DJPhemzydee @Aaron1Escamilla

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@Nach0_Cheese13 Glad to hear this bro! Keep doing great things!

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@erikaah_armenta So does mine...

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@briannanwright @kyleemfall Say when and I’m there! I just finish watching all the movies last night with my cousin again for the 1487th time. I’m down to watch them all for the 1488th time!

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@briannanwright @kyleemfall You already know what I’m doing for the next 48 hours!

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@sandyelida @gomezzericaa

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So you mean to tell me that kids can’t play tag at school cause it involves touching so they started to play a new game called “COVID” where they cough on each other instead😂

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@AlexisCast9794 I just put on my pants again to confirm and your statement is wrong. #BoomRoasted

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Someone said that when you wear Wranglers it spells “wow”. So I put on my Wrangler pants and only see a W on each cheek till I realized where the o is...

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Just found out that it is illegal to hit a vending machine that stole your money in the state of Kansas. Looks like I have to do a citizens arrest on myself.

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My cousin really called me at work just to ask me whats the difference between a book and me. Then has the audacity to say “papers” and hangs up.

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@briannanwright

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Don’t forget to say happy Valentine’s Day to your sancho’s and sandcha’s today

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McDonald’s apple pie taste better at night

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I didn’t think I look that old or scary till this lady told her kid “portate bien o te va a llevar ese senor”.

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@Mariela_aldaba @CamposOscarin there is more Mexican music than that song. Get pedo with me and I’ll show you. I’m pedo right now by the way.

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When one of the compas is feeling sad