Hernan

Cuervo.

[Hernan @hernann_r]

Si no viste a Messi levantar la copa del mundo y tampoco a tu equipo ganar una libertadores en vivo, la verdad tu opinión no me interesa

[Hernan @hernann_r]

Ya se que mi perra se está poniendo viejita no hace falta que me digan y me sigan rompiendo el corazón

[Hernan @hernann_r]

@mariamluuu Ahora ya estoy en nivel camión scania

[Hernan @hernann_r]

Increíble que cuando parece que voy acomodando todo la vida se empeña en darme 3 tropezones más

[Pancho Garcia @_panchogarciaa]

40 palos y es tuyo @realmadrid.

[Hernan @hernann_r]

NoOOOOOOooOOoOO jaceeeeeee

[JS @juegosimple__]

🚨🇦🇷 La Justicia confirmó que Sergio Constantino SIMULÓ UN PRÉSTAMO FALSO a San Lorenzo en 2020.

⚠️ El mismo, se realizó con un fondo de Luxemburgo para “devolverle” dinero que el club nunca cobró.

💰 La deuda es de exactamente U$S5.600.000.

[Hernan @hernann_r]

@mariamluuu Me hicieron calentar

[Hernan @hernann_r]

No lo puedo creer, son unos HIJOS DE MIL PUTA COMO TE ARRUINAN LA VIDA NO SE PUEDE SER FELIZ UNA SEMANA LA CONCHA DE SU MADRE HASTA EL UTILERO TIENE QUE IRSE

[Pepo Guardiosito @PepoGuardiosito]

Increíble. Es el papelón más grande que ví en mí vida. Váyanse todos a la concha de su madre.

[Hernan @hernann_r]

El mismísimo karma es que mi perra empiece a patear y roncar ni bien se duerma

[Hernan @hernann_r]

Impresionante lo feliz que ando cuando entra la pelotita bajo los 3 palos

[Javi @JaviCATalleres]

Red flag: que te rompan las pelotas el día que juega tu club.

[westerosies @westerosies]

Joffrey Baratheon was finally killed 12 years ago today on ‘GAME OF THRONES.’

One of the most satisfying character deaths of all time.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Orcas eat great white sharks. They hunt seals, dolphins, and baby whales. They have never killed a single human in the open ocean. Not once, in all of recorded history.

An orca's brain weighs up to 15 pounds. Yours weighs about 3. They have roughly double the brain cells we do in the regions that handle complex thought. A neuroscientist at Emory named Lori Marino put an orca brain in an MRI and found these animals can tell different species apart underwater. They do it by sending out clicks that bounce off everything around them and come back as a kind of 3D sound map (this is called echolocation). From 500 feet away, an orca knows you're a human and not a seal. It skips you on purpose.

The answer is culture. Orcas around the world are divided into at least 10 separate populations, each with its own food rules, its own language, and its own way of hunting. All of it learned from their mothers. One population eats only fish. Another eats only marine mammals like seals and sea lions. These two populations can live in the exact same water and never swap a single meal. A baby orca learns what food is from its mother, and that list stays the same for life.

In the Pacific Northwest, one population called the Southern Residents eats almost nothing but Chinook salmon. Scientists have documented them killing harbor porpoises 78 times over six decades, carrying the dead porpoises in their mouths, and never once eating them. Even when the group was starving. A 2023 study in Marine Mammal Science looked at all 78 cases and concluded it was play. These orcas would rather go hungry than eat something their culture says isn't food.

Researchers studying whale behavior in 2001 found that orca cultural traditions "appear to have no parallel outside humans." Each family group has its own dialect, its own version of the language. Calves spend about two years just learning how to make all the sounds their family uses. Mothers will slow down a hunt on purpose so their young can watch.

In 2005, a 12-year-old kid was swimming in Helm Bay, Alaska when an orca came at him full speed. At the very last second, the orca seemed to realize it was charging a human. It bent its entire body in half and turned back to open water. In captivity, it goes differently. SeaWorld's Tilikum killed three people during his life in a concrete tank. Research from 2016, published in the journal Animals, traced it to psychological collapse from being locked away from the family bonds orcas need to stay stable.

I think calling this a "mystery" undersells the science. Orcas decide what to eat based on culture, not instinct. No orca mother has ever taught her calf to hunt humans, so no orca hunts humans. Only about 75 of those salmon-eating Southern Residents are still alive. Their pregnancy failure rate is 69% because we've destroyed their salmon runs. They won't break their food culture to survive. Whether we care enough to protect theirs is the part that actually matters.

[Hernan @hernann_r]

Con papa los dos tuvimos un mal día asique solucionamos de la forma más adulta posible. Vine a su casa , nos sentamos en la vereda y compramos una birra por cada problema 🤣🤣

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

Tommen Baratheon was so real cause I’d have jumped out the window if I lost her too.

[Hernan @hernann_r]

Poner cabeza y aguantar el tirón, y con la vida es asi..

[mar ☆ @marcajeta]

la chica q pasa al lado mío en la calle mientras le estoy devolviendo el ladrido a un perro

[Tendencias @TTendenciaX]

"Punch":
Porque lo captaron nuevamente solo, comiendo una manzana y ofreciéndole a su peluche que coma.