bill dings

hello u have finally found me

[bill dings @hernylam]

yoko + me = thats reality

[bill dings @hernylam]

finally realizing that i am goth

[Jessy Morner-Ritt @JessyMornerRitt]

i don’t miss drinking alcohol i miss ordering alcohol from someone hotter than me who hates me

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

CHINA!

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

i am ready to start eating some soylent green

[bill dings @hernylam]

vast, the sea!
deep... endless...

[bill dings @hernylam]

i saw my dad on grindr what should i do

[bill dings @hernylam]

at the end of the day, why does it matter? in the ass, in the mouth, who cares? we all get fucked one way or the other

[bill dings @hernylam]

@ anyone working BOH or FOH this holiday season: does anyone have a good lube that still works really well without re-application after 10-14 hours?

[bill dings @hernylam]

it used to bother me, you know? when youre just sitting there relaxing and then all of a sudden theres a dick thats penetrating your asshole

[bill dings @hernylam]

how should i do it tonight

[bill dings @hernylam]

U can drive
all night
looking for the answers
in the pouring rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Goose @TrevorWoggon]

Eat ass at night,
sailors delight
Eat ass in the morning,
sailors take warning