Robert Eaton

In the pantheon of nerds, I am a rock star. Check out my best-selling fantasy book “The Hero Always Wins.” Think Lord of the Rings, minus the hobbits.

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "The men in my family are strong because the women in my family kill and eat the weak ones." #RobertJordan

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "You are drunk, and when you are drunk you forget that I am in charge!" #Willow

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "Stop trying to hit me and hit me." #TheMatrix

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "I have no help to send, therefore I must go myself." #Tolkien

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither." #CSLewis

[Katie @kissablekatie2]

@heroalwayswins just finished The Hero Gets the Girl and I loved it. Even better than the first. Fantastic job!

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." #FightClub

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "Rock never really dies. It just goes underground." #BretMichaels

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay “You're walking in my shoes and it's giving you blisters.” #TrueBlood

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity." #C3PO

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls." #BillBryson

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!" #TheCrow

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special." #GeorgeCostanza

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin." #LinusVanPelt

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

#QuoteOfTheDay "I never lie. Not 'cause I'm honest, but because I have a bad memory. You can't be a good liar if you got a bad memory." #Oz

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

@JediSoth I use baby name sites too! #genrechat

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

I want readers to relate to the emotions of every character, regardless of whether that character leans toward hero or villain. #genrechat

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

I like to have aspects of both good and evil. Introductions tend to foreshadow why a character will act as they do. #genrechat

[Robert Eaton @heroalwayswins]

For minor characters, I often steal obscure pop culture references. I relate to modern celebrities much more than ancient gods #genrechat