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permanently unhedged

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@joinCero Klarna is punching air rn

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@luki_cavalieri https://t.co/LdFZ7nKs3B

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@reisnertobias i have lunch brake in 10 u can mainsplain hyperliquid to us over a curry wurst

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@Perpsdotfun @Kinetiq_xyz @Markets_xyz cinema

[Perps.fun @Perpsdotfun]

Launch perps. Own the fees.

We're partnering with @Kinetiq_xyz to bring the first HIP-3 launchpad to life!

https://t.co/9v50aQWk6Y will list directly on Kinetiq's @Markets_xyz exchange, becoming the exclusive Co-Deployer.

More details below.

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@neuralunlock Unifold

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@leophiladelphia you simply borrow against your kidneys, then loop it into the 3f morpho vault, while running a delta neutral peptide strategy that prints enough APR + points to cover the borrow costs and pay for any losses from onramping with blackjack

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eventually you'll pay. you spin the roulette wheel directly in your apple pay when trying to get long a peptide index on hip3, where you then proceed to lose without any peptide exposure. on payday you simply play against other peptide debtors in a russian roulette type survival game in the metaverse. the winner has all their debt cleared. then you proceed to give your card issuer interchange fees when you finally onramp into hyperliquid and get to go long peptides. that money goes into a massive pot instead of a cashback, where random debtors get their bills paid at random every hour

[Tuyo @itstuyo]

We created a card that sometimes doesn't charge you.

Buy Now, Pay Maybe.

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@rachit @iwillpat @sjdedic @ryanconnor @touchgrass_pod get @leophiladelphia on, people need to hear the europoors perspective

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@santiagoroel https://t.co/lstZbso5Pj

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all the Sharia compliant seed extension funds have been summoned

[Tom Dunleavy @dunleavy89]

The shift in the crypto fundraising landscape the past 6 months has been insane.

Crypto VCs used to have to constantly be networking/writing/podcasting/going on spaces/promoting your thesis/getting on 10 deal flow calls a week, to get into good deals...now it's literally enough to just have capital to write checks.

Deals are being pushed rather than dug out. Inbound if people know you have money is at an all-time high.

Most firms are either 1) Out of money 2) Moved to Series A and beyond or 3) Fundraising (with no success).

Deals that used to close in 2-3 weeks now close in 2-3 months.

Firms with questionable business models or copy pasta of the latest trend are getting zero primary or follow-on funding (Good news!).

There are now realistically <20 firms writing checks in pre-seed/seed.

VCs basically have the pick of any deal they want, with more time to do DD.

IMHO 25/26 are going to be historic vintages for those who stick around.

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@cxnversion i'll finance you if you add a buy now pay later feature where on payday you randomly select 2 debtors to play Russian roulette and the survivor has all their debt cleared. it might be more ethical than Klarna tbh

[@hoodrat @chang_defi]

ROBOTICS IS A HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE EXPERIMENT.

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advice to founders

for the love of god stop reading Dale Carnegie books

hearing my name 100 times in the span of a 10min call will not do you any favours trust me

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@jeetsbyNav long robot vacuum cleaners short humanoid robots

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@0xuberM depends on the material used to draw the line

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bro what if we built an ai agent infra prediction market bloomberg terminal targeting humanoid robotics hedge fund managers who wanna put on carry trades and delta neutral yield strategies on hyperliquid and communicate with other agents thru x402 and then loop it to pay UBI via neobanks

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topblasted

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gud tek

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$grand just pivoted into some kind of a prediction perp market ponzi, seems like a good spot to buy, given that 50% of the supply is locked