≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

@halfapetal / you’re not even wrong 😭😭😭 but I’m okay !! At my parents house resting for the day

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

/ guess who’s at the ER

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

i don’t know what you’re talking about ! ( side eye . )

[    ゛         𝐬n͡ik𝘵. @beastialbones]

I JUS' SAW YOU DO IT.

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

/ the voices have decided

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

/ what if… haha… i make a kurt wagner… haha… no, i shan’t… haha…. unless…

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

@beastialbones / BLINK BLINK BLINK 🫪🫪

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

/ what if… haha… i make a kurt wagner… haha… no, i shan’t… haha…. unless…

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

/ my thumb hurts like a motherfucker but I’m okay 🫪

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

/ at my parents house! they cleaned my thumb up and then gave me antibiotics. my parents said i can use their tylenol/advil and whatnot

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

/ guess who’s at the ER

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

i don’t want to be OLD….

[𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒚. @MECHANlCHEART]

no, no, i do. right there. ( taps his cheek. )

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

@FELlNECLAWS / thank you! i work with dogs & I got bit this morning so my manager took me just to be on the safe side since it’s pretty deep this time 😬

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

what? no you don’t.

[𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒚. @MECHANlCHEART]

i already see smiling lines . . .

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

i was / NOT / looking.

( liar. )

[    ゛         𝐬n͡ik𝘵. @beastialbones]

stop lookin' at my ass.

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

now , now, felicia—

[𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𑣲⋆ @FELlNECLAWS]

well , while you do that , i'll be thinking of the diamonds i want to steal afterwards.

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

why am i always hungry when I don’t have TIME to eat?

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

/ put on x-men 1 and my dad watched me so I couldn’t be a whore for Logan in PEACE

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

☹️… but I guess yours is accurate. i mean . uhm. you guys get your own things!

[    ゛         𝐬n͡ik𝘵. @beastialbones]

whole x — mansion got 'em now.

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

man, i really can’t have shit.

[    ゛         𝐬n͡ik𝘵. @beastialbones]

g'mornin'. [ shuffling to the kitchen, wearing yellow sweats with juicy on the ass. ]

[≛ 𝘄𝗲𝗯𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 .ᐟ @heroicthwip]

no, i’m going to be young forever. ☹️

[𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒚. @MECHANlCHEART]

you are going to be my age someday. threat.