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freak me up fam

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kazooie from banjo kazooie smokes cigarettes

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@neogangsta my steak too juicy my world too diverse in human expression

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🚨 NEW: No 10 sources say the public will get to see “Jokeir” in the Commons later today

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: No 10 sources say the public will get to see “angry Starmer” in the Commons later today

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@clownybat @HELLLLHOOOOLE one sip at a time

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@foeyeahboi Eh they're all three the unwilling recipients of abilities which are the product of modern science, forced to constantly struggle to balance the duality that defines their lives, and figure out what sort of hero they want to be in the face of a public and media that hates them.

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@gaelickguidette it's mad because is it not obvious that the narrator is a weird RW bigot trying to launder his genuine opinions (which with the framing, almost certainly antisemitism) through the guise of a joke, and awkwardly backpedalling once called out, which happens on twitter all the time

[lesbian satan @harleydarlings]

tv stresses me out what do you mean the season airs TOMORROW and you haven’t wrapped filming yet

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@nocontextmemes Golly I wish there was a videogame about a scary moon with a face that is slowly approaching the planet and the people have to wrestle with the meaning of such an unfathomable event and attempt to come to terms with their inevitable demise.

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@umichvoter Bunch of ostensible leftists in the replies frothing at the mouth and calling these people stupid and contemptible ingrates while Zohran is talking to them like human beings and courting votes on a left-wing platform

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@TheRandomGoon

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@faustiansybil Brian Michael Bendis made this

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@ZeldaUniverse Instead, he's just... some guy. With a rehash of OOT's story that really doesn't make much sense. Idk just feels kinda boring, even if the performance is reasonably good.

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@ZeldaUniverse His contempt felt personal in that opening cutscene, like he'd fought incarnations of those two so many times over that they didn't even register as distinct individuals to him anymore. Would have given the world a real sense of history, like BOTW initially seemed to have.

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@Waffl3s264 @iamtheknight92 @kittischmitti That's actually Mrs. The Batman

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@timrwild @slothropsmap Obligatory

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@MigBee2 Go off

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@_AniRay @comics_jeff Peter literally did this in Spider-Man 3.

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@DiscussingFilm "I have to refund my streaming subscription"

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@grumphas When Peter gets his ass kicked in the third act, goes home and pulls his original suit out of the closet, then it flashes up in the suit menu with the name "Anti-Goblin Suit" >>>>>