Herpesprovider

I want to be twitter famous when I grow up

[Herpesprovider @herpesprovider]

@egalisd Disordered girl

[Herpesprovider @herpesprovider]

Why is mercury always going into retrograde? girl get out of there 🤨

[XENI @viperelitex]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[Herpesprovider @herpesprovider]

@RawWilson1 @toystory @Pixar Women are better leaders than men so yeah 😢my dick is bigger than urs and I have a clit

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

esa sensación de ignorar un mensaje que antes morías por recibir

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

what does that fat fuck even need a trillion dollars for

[nes @iniibedumb]

so real

[ً sofia ꕤ @lacyspov]

THIS IS SUCH A FUN SONG

[Herpesprovider @herpesprovider]

Why is everyone acting like molly mae isn’t basically a single mum? Imagine letting ur gf who’s heavily pregnant with a toddler go to your families wedding and not go yourself 😭 what a pathetic man

[n ❀ @chenslivia]

and i feel like i might throw up
left hook right punch to the gut
you’re so so pretty boy i’m paranoid
i made you up

[Herpesprovider @herpesprovider]

And yes I am fatshaming you if you take the lift up one flight of stairs

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

As a catholic atheist

[Herpesprovider @herpesprovider]

Would it be controversial to say that I actually don’t gaf about models of cars or have a dream car? Like yeah I want the pink Porsche and I like when it go fast but that’s about it xx

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels to be labeled a flirt just because you are kind and pretty

[Herpesprovider @herpesprovider]

I hate mfs with a private insta account
LET ME IN PLZZ