Doktor Pfeffer 💉

No longer posting anything as long as muskrat owns this platform

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Twitter Rebrands To ‘X,’ Replaces Iconic Bird Logo https://t.co/L8COIroTo3 #WhatDoYouThink?

[McHimbo™️ @tadpr0le]

Should Elon Musk be the first volunteer to have a Neuralink chip implanted in his brain?

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Happy Earth Day.

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

Take away my #BlueCheckMark
and think I’m going to pay for Twitter Blue?

[Sara Nelson @FlyingWithSara]

Elon Musk broke US labor law in 2018 when he tweeted Tesla factory workers would forgo stock options if they chose to unionize, according to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals | Engadget https://t.co/SIR1va3BFi

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

lmaooo someone submitted a pull request called “better recommendations on timeline” and all it does is hide the tweets of anyone who pays for twitter

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

The same politicians working to ban books like “The Life of Rosa Parks” would likely be the very ones yelling at her to get to the back of the bus.

[Laura Miers @LauraMiers]

In 2021, the US heard Covid would be a “mass-disabling event,” and LongCovid “could be this generation’s polio.” Then we normalized it.

Canada is also expecting Covid to be a mass-disabling event. You’ll note that’s in the present tense.

[Doktor Pfeffer 💉 @herrdrpfeffer]

Absolutely scathing report from DOJ.

Good to finally see attention on this at the federal level but none of this should be surprising to anyone paying attention to LMPD and the endless torrent of abuse and scandal coming out of that department.

https://t.co/SoQ3GzDm0d

[T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @TRyanGregory]

COVID has killed more Americans in 3 years than have died in every war since 1775.

[Doktor Pfeffer 💉 @herrdrpfeffer]

@Freeyourmindkid

[Brave New Films @bravenewfilms]

Meet CEO of Norfolk Southern Alan Shaw.

His net worth is at least $11 million.
He lives in a 8,000 sq foot mansion.
He poisoned a small town for profit.

Let's make him famous.

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

NEW: Elon Musk directed Twitter engineers to design a secret system to boost his tweets over everyone else's after his post about the Super Bowl did poorly compared to President Biden's: https://t.co/HsJ0BZOSCI

[Wouter Vreugdenhil @WouterW_Vreug]

@NPR Operation Normalize the Abnormal completed.

[Doktor Pfeffer 💉 @herrdrpfeffer]

@1goodtern A Zeynep 🤡 article so naturally the first sentence triggered me :

"As the world is just beginning to recover from the devastation of Covid-19" 🤯

[Doktor Pfeffer 💉 @herrdrpfeffer]

@LowlyWorm2022 Wow, what a painful read.

[Jonathan Reiner @JReinerMD]

Congresswoman, you can bury your head in the sand and declare that COVID is over but right now 3500 people are dying every week from this infection. I doubt their families would agree with you that COVID is over.

[Mike Hoerger, PhD MSCR MBA @michael_hoerger]

NEJM today: "Boosting w/Novavax resulted in enhanced cross-reactive immunity, ... a decreased gap between immune recognition of the variants & the ancestral strain, & the induction of a potentially more universal-like response against SARS-CoV-2."
🔥🔥🔥

https://t.co/z1bHGQn4KW