Personal account of the personification of Alsace. Son of Germania cursed to be French, with exceptions here and there.
//Hetalia OC authored by @virtheosis
Hey, that's me right there.
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Welcome to the rp account for the personification of Alsace,a region in the east of France with a lot of history,most of the important information can be found in my strawpage! https://t.co/KYmiWM2cvn
Relationship charts & more backstory below𓅡⁀➴
@osterreich0ut I will put an electric collar on you and everytime you even dare to think about spain it will send nerve frying shocks throughout your being
@OuiOuiBonnefoy I’m not planning to kill myself anymore. And I’m having lots of pastries from the ones Austria is baking, I don’t even need any from you
— A newly found video posted under Austrian Rep. Roderich Edelstein's secondary private account which was considered “lost media” has been found.
Wait... Is this play fucking about me.
— THE MOCHIS ARE FUCKING FUSING
Reports today, 2026 June 29 have found that the mochis have began to fuse to conserve the species.
Scientists have no fucking clue why they are doing this, If you own a mochi do not let them get near another one.
(Photo CR: mercari)
@DigiDigiArt72 I think I can remove your father. It’s only because of the argument we had a bit ago. Otherwise France is annoying in ways I couldn’t describe in a singular reply. AND THIS HUMAN KEEPS HARASSING ME.
https://t.co/rG5ihUKjUy