Monsieur Alsace

Personal account of the personification of Alsace. Son of Germania cursed to be French, with exceptions here and there.
//Hetalia OC authored by @virtheosis

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

Hey, that's me right there.
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Welcome to the rp account for the personification of Alsace,a region in the east of France with a lot of history,most of the important information can be found in my strawpage! https://t.co/KYmiWM2cvn
Relationship charts & more backstory below𓅡⁀➴

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@DigiDigiArt72 @osterreich0ut //JUST STEALING MY IDEAS

[asbel edelstein // kugelmugel 🇦🇹🟠 @DigiDigiArt72]

@osterreich0ut I will put an electric collar on you and everytime you even dare to think about spain it will send nerve frying shocks throughout your being

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@osterreich0ut ?

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@OuiOuiBonnefoy I’m not planning to kill myself anymore. And I’m having lots of pastries from the ones Austria is baking, I don’t even need any from you

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

3 people in my suicide note. France, Roderich, and this strange human who keeps flirting(?) with me in my comments

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@OuiOuiBonnefoy Does the annexation of the duchy of Lorraine in 1648 not ring a bell ??

[Mr Newspapers 📰🇦🇹 @mr_newspapers]

— A newly found video posted under Austrian Rep. Roderich Edelstein's secondary private account which was considered “lost media” has been found.

Wait... Is this play fucking about me.

[Mr Newspapers 📰🇦🇹 @mr_newspapers]

— THE MOCHIS ARE FUCKING FUSING

Reports today, 2026 June 29 have found that the mochis have began to fuse to conserve the species.

Scientists have no fucking clue why they are doing this, If you own a mochi do not let them get near another one.

(Photo CR: mercari)

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@DigiDigiArt72 No you won’t.

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

A drink… I really want a drink… But I can’t. I don’t want to look like an idiot

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@SilverNightxx @DigiDigiArt72 No, no. Go away

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@osterreich0ut @SilverNightxx What are you doing….

[dorian🌏🍝//MICROTWT🤏🌏//creation quartet🌻☂️💧🗝 @bedomugel]

Kugelmugel kitty cat

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@DigiDigiArt72 I think I can remove your father. It’s only because of the argument we had a bit ago. Otherwise France is annoying in ways I couldn’t describe in a singular reply. AND THIS HUMAN KEEPS HARASSING ME.
https://t.co/rG5ihUKjUy

[Danterune ★ DELTARUNE SPOILERS @SilverNightxx]

@herrelsass Its ok..................................te amo...............

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@DigiDigiArt72 Which part is the confusing one

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@OuiOuiBonnefoy L’anglais est une langue profondément malfaisante

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@osterreich0ut I don’t know !! I wanted to go home but it feels terrible when you’re the one telling me to go

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

I want to go home but I’m also scared that if I told Roderich I’m leaving he’ll either beat me or threaten suicide

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@SilverNightxx No no I am sure.

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

I wish harm upon the developers of Wordle

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@SilverNightxx Hm.

[Monsieur Alsace @herrelsass]

@SilverNightxx The time I need to take is probably longer than your lifespan