Paul Janke

It only matters if you care.

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

Happy. #TheMasters2017

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

When tears are in your eyes. I'll dry them off. I'm on your side.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

More photos from today's Falcon 9 launch → https://t.co/095WHWMtKp

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

Wow. Lorde. Liability. Solid. #snl

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

Ok. Joke's over. You got me. It can stop now. #snow

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

Nothing says I love you like a firm handshake...a left hand handshake because it's from the heart.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

"Backpfeifengesicht" is a German word for a face that badly needs a punch.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I prefer farm-to-sink, because that’s where I’m standing when I eat most of my meals.

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

@mrd_on_cbc @gerrydee Best show closing ever! #fireworks

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

I had a serious dose of Fremdscham today with a kid in class. I'm not sure I should feel bad or not... you know, because I teach them.

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

@iamjohnoliver Get out while you can! Canada looks nice right about now. #smallhands #drumpf

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

On one hand America is dead next Tuesday. On the other hand Elon Musk is the best Jerry ... the best.

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

Good for Negan #TheWalkingDead ... At least he didn't kill a bunch of them in their sleep.

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

Finally watch Westworld on #hbo. Wasn't til end I realized that the songs were western versions of Blake Hole Sun & Paint it Black etc #cool

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

It's not like work. I'm actually passionate about my photos. #frannystructures

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

Do you think potted house plants know that they are basically in plant jail and that cut flowers have been executed?

[Paul Janke @herrjanke]

You should probably tell them that it's Français. https://t.co/eiJDzDsiSW

[Gerry Dee @gerrydee]

To all the teachers heading back to school today, remember, it's not what you know, it what you pretend you know. #MrDTeachingAdvice