Mike Hershberger

Exceedingly high hair line.

[Brett Cooper @imbrettcooper]

Trump was invited onto a sex and relationships show and declined. Kamala accepted.

Kamala was invited on Dave Ramsey’s show to talk about the economy. She declined and Trump accepted.

That should tell you a lot about their priorities.

[Mike Hershberger @hershbm]

Kent Widmer: Most Iowa dude out there

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Most Iowa looking Iowa dude ever

[Barstool ISU @BarstoolISU]

CORN> wheat

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Imagine Atlanta being named “Alabama City.” That’s how pathetic Missouri is with KC

[Mike Hershberger @hershbm]

🤔

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Vladimir Putin doesn’t want me to be President. He doesn’t want me to be our nominee. If you’re wondering why — it’s because I’m the only person in this field who’s ever gone toe-to-toe with him.

[Mike Hershberger @hershbm]

@colegilmore_ @danbyers90 Better not let claas see what we’re working on

[Mike Hershberger @hershbm]

@Miller_time150 @colegilmore_

[Mike Hershberger @hershbm]

@kathasty @colegilmore_ your time to shine it sounds like

[Ultra MAGA Colo303 🍊 @gril887]

Ok ok it makes sense now #Bidenfall

[Mike Hershberger @hershbm]

@CBKimbrell I lost my dad in the spring of 2012. The number is still saved in my phone as “Dad” today.

[Mike Hershberger @hershbm]

Your fascism is showing.

Catch me outside, how bout that.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Due to the rise in #COVID19 cases, CA is issuing a limited Stay at Home Order.

Non-essential work and gatherings must stop from 10pm-5am in counties in the purple tier.

This will take effect at 10pm on Saturday and remain for 1 month.

Together--we can flatten the curve again.

[Layne Abrahamson @crazyrancher13]

This afternoon I phoned and talked to Justin Trudeau about the snowstorm we are experiencing in Saskatchewan.
@QuickDickMcDick

[本田由紀/♪ @TheLegendOfChaw]

Almond joys, paydays, and Heath bars. Now that is just a list of shitty ass candy bars.

[Neil @NeilWelsh_shop]

Unpopular opinion: Even though there was a Derecho, I don't think the lack of national media attention is a bad thing. There's a reason Iowa is not a shit hole and New York is. They'll show up with an agenda, honest reporting is dead.

[Barstool ISU @BarstoolISU]

A novel

[Mike Hershberger @hershbm]

No one:

Not a soul:

Not even a cricket chirp:

Every girl who recently graduate college: “I’m now a fitness coach! Here’s my daily routines! You should try it to! Buy these products, you’ll feel so much better!”

[Hedge Whisperer @sellis1994]

We would have $5 corn if it wasn't for that bish Carole Baskin

[Mike Hershberger @hershbm]

It’s absolutely nuts to think that 8 years ago I watched my dad take his last breath. I can’t thank him enough for everything he taught me in 15 short years. Everything I do is for you dad, thanks for making me who I am.

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

You get coronavirus and spread it to 10 people you know

They spread it to 10 people they know

They spread it to another 10 people

And then another 10 people

And after a little while you realize pandemics are the only successful Multi Level Marketing schemes on earth