Hesham Ghoneim

[Hesham Ghoneim @heshamghoneim]

@DGlaucomflecken The year is 2048 and the art of IPD measurement is lost in time.

[Hesham Ghoneim @heshamghoneim]

Joris Voorn 👌👌👌https://t.co/DJItMQcnR6 via @YouTube

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck cholesterol

[Sherief Hassan @TheSherio]

Back in the day, a Nokia 3310 in your pocket would bend your femur.

[LK @RealityChelsea]

WE'VE GOT MOURINHOOOO

[LK @RealityChelsea]

This result will be a nightmare for us if we fail to win later on. Want/expect nothing but a Chelsea win today.

[LK @RealityChelsea]

10 minutes in... Skrtel is on a hatrick.

[LK @RealityChelsea]

Some say that Willian is still out there on the Etihad pitch running around.

[LK @RealityChelsea]

Nemanja Matic, First Premier-league start... Against Manchester City... Wins Man of the Match.

[LK @RealityChelsea]

Looking at the size difference, West Brom did well to avoid a defeat earlier on today...