Mark G

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Also, why don't mattress stores sell blankets?

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Who needs a blanket when I can safety pin 3 towels together?

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@maxnosleeves @jenna_marbles @Kermit_Thedog @charlesmarbles

Entry for Christmas Card contest?

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#dongdong his biggest sponsor is pfizer.

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Give me your best Olympic names. Mine are: #1: dong dong. #2: destiny hooker. #3 agai dier (a gay deer). Go!

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Another beautiful day in California.

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Did you know the only animal where the male fives birth is the seahorse?