Hesitant Lemming

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

At what point will @serafinowicz do something really, really clever? Thus far, he's just been mostly to quite clever.

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

Good morning, you treats. Fuck sake. It's bloody 2013. Why must I teach every new mobile the word "twats"?

[Nat Saunders @ratbanjos]

If you have to fly with any airline, make sure it's National Airlines. http://t.co/7elm2n799r

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

@serafinowicz #PSQA If they ever do a Beatles reunion, who should take John Lennon's place?

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

#KLOONEY2012

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

You have outdone yourself http://t.co/EEJz5uF homepage. Mister Fahrenheit would be proud!

[★★ Adam ♛🇮🇱🇬🇧🇺🇸 @urbanprojectz]

When I was growing up I used to suffer from unwanted erections...

Mainly my father's...

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

When my taxi arrives, please tell them I'm dead, having swallowed my leg.

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

@ratbanjos Their lovers.

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

@geeminx Of course! It does that all the time. That's how you know it's working.

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

Had a dream I ran into Cathal Coughlan and Sean O'Hagan and Cathal said Microdisney were reuniting. These are my dreams. Feck.

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

RT @charltonbrooker: News cameras following 'anarchists' *into* the HSBC bank? That'll help.

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

@davegorman Hard to believe that little girl grew up to be the lead in The Commitments.

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

Jennifer Fart Hewitt #replacelovewithfart

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

@claz0r That's fantastic!

[Nat Saunders @ratbanjos]

Hey douchebags. You heard my new song, right? http://bit.ly/h0gtWS

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

@ratbanjos Hello, Banjos..

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

Father Dead #horrorsitcoms

[Hesitant Lemming @hesitantlemming]

Two Half Men #horrorsitcoms

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Dad's On Me #horrorsitcoms