Jordan Topiel Paul

it is what it is

[Jordan Topiel Paul @hespt]

I complain multitudes

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Yes! I'll list some vetted and *crucial* fundraisers in a 🧵below:

#KeepEyesOnSudan
#أحداث_السودان

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@funktrism smother

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Coltrane's birthday is my pumpkin spice

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@grayblobs Perfect opening line

[hwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhw @HWarpola]

Bruno Darío era único en este mundo, su poesía radiaba lejísimos, no puedo creer que se haya movido de este plano tan pronto. Te voy a extrañar viejo.

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Woe is... making a comeback

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@bartlebytaco Dirr's manual of woody plants is the standard for arborists

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@hhhhhennies If only I could Activate my Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee in areas beyond Avantgrub

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@coldplum It was never a fault I considered myself having... until now

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Dream: I had to appear in court for overstaying my welcome and having too many papers on a table at a lavish, gilded age decor public library. Then (unrelated but in the same place) needed to choreograph and perform a dance to this song https://t.co/k1RmUlcGYO

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@papiarre don rafael en la nueva sta maria ;)

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@saranrapjs Listening to the fast talker as a child, it took me years to realize he wasn't saying Michael Machines

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@subjockey A friend of a friend who recently bought a weekend house in Delaware county said to me that she didn't feel guilty about gentrifying because there was "no indigenous population" in the area! Stunning

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@hhhhhennies https://t.co/8fDbqCaRwq

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@coldplum Así Fue

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Blessings to whoever is idling outside blasting my favorite Juan Gabriel song on repeat

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@dedreytnien yes

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@bela6_bela talk to me

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@dedreytnien I don't deal in hypotheticals