We’re less than two weeks into the new year and the United States Capitol has been raided, Civil War is currently trending on Twitter, Kanye West is hooking up with Jeffree Star, and the Cleveland Browns are 2 wins away from the Super Bowl.
2021 really said “Hold my beer.”
It’s Nov 3, 2018 and Will Grier just scored a 2pt conversion to beat Texas with 15s left on their turf. He flashes the Horns Down at the Longhorn faithful. You high-five all of your neighbors and sing Country Roads arm in arm with the rest of Mountaineer Nation. Life is good.
This is Oatie. He’s just making sure you’re doing alright. There’s a lot going on right now so if you’d like a hug or maybe a snuggle he’s available. 12/10
3 reasons y’all should come stay w me in West Virginia for WW3
1. Everyone’s strapped up, 2. No one in this country knows where it is let alone other countries, And 3. The pregame will be lit