Michael Adams

He/Him - I sing barbershop music - I like football and video games - I make stupid jokes to keep myself from having feelings.

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

It wasn't just a bad call
The game was OVER
It had ENDED
How do you lose a game where you had the most points when the game ended??? Insanity lol

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@BengalYouTube Future video following the career of the speedy James Peso... Can he make it in the NFL?
7 = P
3 = E
7 = S
0 = O

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@SmoopsiePoopsie @WhatNowPodcast @bertiegregory

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https://t.co/oLjlO4QkS1

If I could show this video to everyone on the internet I would. I think it’s really important.

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@Dizzy_3D 40 total over both games right?

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@MattJamesWilm @TexasEx10 For the record, I have seen people direct insults, specifically at the Texas football program, by calling them a “swimming school”

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@MattJamesWilm @TexasEx10 Idk if you are aware, but not every post online is directed at you. Just because you haven’t seen it doesn’t mean others haven’t also. And how do you know this person mocks other A&M programs? Or is it just easier to paint everyone as your demonic strawman without thinking?

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@BensonHelmet

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@Iamthemane4 @JohnGabana1301 @ButterAubrey More fun facts, Dak Prescott plays for the Dallas Cowboys, an organization run by a senile oil tycoon with 52 other players on the team!! And all this time we thought the two opposing quarterbacks just tossed the ball back and forth with each other. Who knew?

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@Iamthemane4 @JohnGabana1301 @ButterAubrey I have more fun facts if you’d like to hear them for the first time, like in 24 Dak went down just before the halfway point of the season, not “with just a few games left” like you thought. Also did you know that this year the Texans went 3-0 WITHOUT CJ Stroud???

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@Iamthemane4 @JohnGabana1301 @ButterAubrey Ah so you’re confused. You said “usually doesn’t make playoffs” which implies making it less than 50 percent. As you said, no hypotheticals so I was tossing the two years injured, which is 5 of 8, funnily enough 5 of 10 is 50 percent which is also higher that what you said it was

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@Iamthemane4 @JohnGabana1301 @ButterAubrey You’re hilarious dude. So I actually was curious what the real numbers were and Dak’s been healthy 8 of his 10 seasons and made the playoffs 5 of those years, so factually incorrect, you’re really living up to that 0 ball knowledge 💯

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@Iamthemane4 @JohnGabana1301 @ButterAubrey LOL I didn’t know you could have negative ball knowledge that’s crazy man. Hope you enjoy the games bro now that your NFL season has finally started. Did you know each team plays 17 games between September and January?

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@Iamthemane4 @JohnGabana1301 @ButterAubrey Nah you’re right, Dak should have played better defense. Especially since he’s already better in literally every passing metric lol

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@Iamthemane4 @JohnGabana1301 @ButterAubrey Tough hill to die on bro

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@_imdawon @Gabe_The_Joker @jonfavs

[Michael Adams @heterobowser]

@CodyLehman55281 @GhettoGronk But if the defender doesn’t tip the ball and the other defender isnt in the right place at the right time then it’s not a pick, even if you don’t change anything about his errant throw. That’s not what i would call “shitting the bed”

[Tara Setmayer 🌻 🇺🇸 @TaraSetmayer]

So, CBS News decided not to air this 25 yr veteran federal agent pointing out all the ways the ICE agent was in the wrong for shooting Renee Good, on its broadcast (I wonder why🤨).
At least it’s online. Reshare.